Everyone cross your fingers for me and Mrs ML

Started by Monsterlover, June 10, 2010, 01:57:56 AM

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Monsterlover

"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

KnightofNi

Quote from: Monsterlover on June 21, 2010, 01:16:46 PM
Centrailia?

no way! the 10 ppl that still live there get mad if you show up at night!
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

lethe

Silly amateurs, the best place to hide things is in plain sight.  ;D
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Oldfisti

Quote from: KnightofNi on June 21, 2010, 01:12:09 PM
but if you don't get this place where are lethe and i going to hide the bodies?


The nearest turtle swamp.


They got pigs beat 'cause they eat the teeth too.


:-X
Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

RAT900

Quote from: alfisti on June 21, 2010, 07:52:10 PM

The nearest turtle swamp.


They got pigs beat 'cause they eat the teeth too.


:-X

That is good to know thanks!
This is an insult to the Pez community

TiNi


KnightofNi

Quote from: alfisti on June 21, 2010, 07:52:10 PM

The nearest turtle swamp.


They got pigs beat 'cause they eat the teeth too.


:-X

yeah, there are no turtle swamps anywhere near me.

i'm sure some of the retention ponds in NJ would dissolve everything, but i'd rather not take that chance.
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

GAAN


you got to start killing at a distance travis

it's a lot harder for the forensics folks to process the crime scene when you kill em at 600 meters

that blade thing of yours is far too messy

KnightofNi

Quote from: Mother on June 22, 2010, 10:51:52 PM
you got to start killing at a distance travis

it's a lot harder for the forensics folks to process the crime scene when you kill em at 600 meters

that blade thing of yours is far too messy

anyone can pull a trigger from that far away. most people can even learnt o hit what they are aiming at from that dist.
however, to get close enough that they can hear you breathing as the coup de gras is made takes nerves of steel and some mental instability.



i sound like a real whack job don't i?  :-\
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

Pip

"You can fight a lot of enemies and survive, but not your biology."

Wouldn't fat air be easier to disappear into?

RAT900

Quote from: KnightofNi on June 23, 2010, 04:23:55 AM
anyone can pull a trigger from that far away. most people can even learnt o hit what they are aiming at from that dist.
however, to get close enough that they can hear you breathing as the coup de gras is made takes nerves of steel and some mental instability.



i sound like a real whack job don't i?  :-\

nah...my grandfather beat a man to death with his bare hands in Burbank...and his father before him got shot by a guy while trying to kill him with a pick-axe up north in Whiskytown......I have come pretty close to keeping the tradition going but was lucky...anger management is a family issue..so's the evil gene....up close and personal was just fine by me at the time
This is an insult to the Pez community

KnightofNi

Quote from: RAT900 on June 23, 2010, 07:20:30 AM
nah...my grandfather beat a man to death with his bare hands in Burbank...and his father before him got shot by a guy while trying to kill him with a pick-axe up north in Whiskytown......I have come pretty close to keeping the tradition going but was lucky...anger management is a family issue..so's the evil gene....up close and personal was just fine by me at the time

exactly..at the time.

it's not socially acceptable to discuss why you prefer to look your enemy in the eyes as they feel the blade slide in and watch the life drain from them....slowly.



dammit! i keep being creepy.
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

herm

If you drive the nicest car in the neighborhood, work in a cash business, and don't pay taxes, you're either a preacher or a drug dealer...

GAAN

Quote from: KnightofNi on June 23, 2010, 04:23:55 AM
anyone can pull a trigger from that far away. most people can even learnt o hit what they are aiming at from that dist.
however, to get close enough that they can hear you breathing as the coup de gras is made takes nerves of steel and some mental instability.



i sound like a real whack job don't i?  :-\

I think the priority in whacking a guy is to get away with it

thus modern technology

[thumbsup]

KnightofNi

Quote from: Mother on June 23, 2010, 03:09:10 PM
I think the priority in whacking a guy is to get away with it

thus modern technology

[thumbsup]

meh, if someone does somethign to make me actually want to take their life you better believe i want them to know who did it. at that point i also wouldn't be thinking of getting away with it, only "how can i make it hurt them more?"
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)