WD40 on rear break - how to clean

[Popeye the Sailor]

What?  Next you'll be telling me that aluminium only has one "i" and that tire is something with which you clad a wheel 

The sarcasm in your post could fill a lorry.

[RAT900]

i helped my uncle jack off a horse

I helped my Uncle Jack off a horse.

<laughing> Don't let your uncle babysit the kids

I was once half-watching the Jets lose a decade or two back....John Madden's co-sportscaster was blathering on about some stats and Madden wasn't paying attention....then the co-anchor turned to him and asked "What's your analysis John?"

The look of shock, confusion and horror on Madden's face was priceless....Madden thought his partner was asking him about urinalysis...I had to wipe my beer spray off the screen

[ungeheuer]

The sarcasm in your post could fill a lorry.

Sarcastic? Moi??  Besides, I'd need to go to England to find a lorry 

Nothing but truck loads of sincerity in every line I write 

[Howley]

They're they're, it will be okay.

You're doing it on purpose now!

[Pip]

The sarcasm in your post could fill a lorry.

Perhaps a tip, too.