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r_ciao

#1500
April 22, 2011, 09:49:47 AM
Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women

#10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3 - A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the Number One reason
Why Men Prefer Guns over women.....



#1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun
'09 Monster 696+ Red, of course.
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tankerbutt

#1501
April 22, 2011, 10:16:45 AM
 [laugh]

ducpainter

#1502
April 22, 2011, 08:41:03 PM
Quote from: r_ciao on April 22, 2011, 09:49:47 AM
Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women

#10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3 - A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the Number One reason
Why Men Prefer Guns over women.....



#1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun

you double poster you...

it isn't that good... ;D
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rgramjet

#1503
April 23, 2011, 08:27:32 AM
Humor is in the eye of the beholder.

:-)

Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
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fastwin

#1504
April 23, 2011, 09:25:58 AM
I thought it was funny. [thumbsup] But I don't think I'll be showing it to the wifely unit. ;)
I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!

I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!

The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.

Scotzman

#1505
April 23, 2011, 05:57:59 PM
Quote from: fastwin on April 23, 2011, 09:25:58 AM
I thought it was funny. [thumbsup] But I don't think I'll be showing it to the wifely unit. ;)
I just read it to my wife.  [evil]
"Get your haggis right here. Chopped heart and lungs boiled in a wee sheep's stomach.
Tastes as good as it sounds. Good for what ales you."

fastwin

#1506
April 23, 2011, 06:44:10 PM
You are obviously a thrill seeker who likes living a dangerous life style. [laugh]
I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!

I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!

The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.

Monsterlover

#1507
April 23, 2011, 07:11:45 PM
Just showed it to mine as well :)
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Scotzman

#1508
April 24, 2011, 08:42:54 PM
Quote from: fastwin on April 23, 2011, 06:44:10 PM
You are obviously a thrill seeker who likes living a dangerous life style. [laugh]
I also use expired condoms...just ask my kids.
"Get your haggis right here. Chopped heart and lungs boiled in a wee sheep's stomach.
Tastes as good as it sounds. Good for what ales you."

fastwin

#1509
April 24, 2011, 09:23:42 PM
 [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!

I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!

The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.

Monster Dave

#1510
May 11, 2011, 09:10:25 AM
If things go according to plan, I'll be getting to know this gun pretty well:



and some range time with this one:



zarn02

#1511
May 11, 2011, 12:59:23 PM
Quote from: Monster Dave on May 11, 2011, 09:10:25 AM
and some range time with this one:



Shooting an MP-5 is all sorts of good times. [thumbsup]
"If it weren't for our gallows humor, we'd have nothing to hang our hopes on."

Monster Dave

#1512
May 11, 2011, 01:14:21 PM
I'm looking forward to it!!  [evil]

ducatiz

#1513
May 11, 2011, 04:28:05 PM
It's ok for the first few magazines.. if you're loading them that is..

After that, your thumbs start to hurt..!
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Monster Dave

#1514
May 11, 2011, 04:29:50 PM
Is there a speed loader for it?
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