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RAT900

#4470
February 13, 2013, 06:59:55 AM
I want a belt-fed sporting rifle






Quote from: Bick on February 10, 2013, 01:52:46 PM

This is an insult to the Pez community

fastwin

#4471
February 13, 2013, 01:42:29 PM
I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!

I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!

The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.

Bick

#4472
February 13, 2013, 07:29:22 PM
Interesting.  Some fairly graphic images.
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

Bick

#4473
February 13, 2013, 07:34:42 PM
A few more from fun day...





It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

Kopfjager

#4474
February 13, 2013, 07:44:19 PM
 [evil]
Woohoohoohoo! Two personal records! For breath holding and number of sharks shot in the face.

ducpainter

#4475
February 14, 2013, 02:59:47 PM
The Mosin has a name...

   
небольшой поршневой насос. ;D
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Monsterlover

#4476
February 14, 2013, 03:15:55 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on February 14, 2013, 02:59:47 PM
The Mosin has a name...

   
небольшой поршневой насос. ;D

You couldn't have just gone with Lucille or something?

;D
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

Bick

#4477
February 14, 2013, 03:25:05 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on February 14, 2013, 02:59:47 PM
The Mosin has a name...

   
небольшой поршневой насос. ;D

How do you pronounce that?
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

ducatiz

#4478
February 14, 2013, 03:35:31 PM
Quote from: Bick on February 14, 2013, 03:25:05 PM
How do you pronounce that?

"Jackass"
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

ducpainter

#4479
February 14, 2013, 03:40:01 PM
Quote from: ducatiz on February 14, 2013, 03:36:52 PM
http://www.practicalenvironmentalist.com/automobiles/subaru-diesel-cars-usa.htm

subaru has diesel flat sixes overseas
That's interesting...

it is the wrong thread though. [laugh]

Quote from: ducatiz on February 14, 2013, 03:35:31 PM
"Jackass"
I pronounce it donkey...'cuz it kicks like one. ;)
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Bick

#4480
February 14, 2013, 03:52:30 PM
Quote from: ducatiz on February 14, 2013, 03:35:31 PM
"Jackass"

That is so sweet to have named it after me! ;D
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

ducpainter

#4481
February 14, 2013, 03:54:04 PM
Quote from: Bick on February 14, 2013, 03:52:30 PM
That is so sweet to have named it after me! ;D
I've never considered you a Jack...
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


fastwin

#4482
February 15, 2013, 09:42:44 AM
My late dad was called Jackass #1 by all his buddies. They'd call on the phone and ask "Where is Jackass #1??". Always cracked me up as a kid.

On his 50th birthday my late Mom and I had pendants made up with an image of a jackass and #1 after it. It was a surprise party and everyone had a pendant to wave in his face! [laugh] To top it off my sister and I bought him a donkey (couldn't find a full size jackass) and had it in the backyard when he got home. It was a "two fer"... we had no idea the animal was preggers. Dad named the donkey after my Mom and the little one that came later was named after her sister! [laugh]

I inherited a lot of the jackass in him. [bang] Damn proud for the gift! RIP Dad.
I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!

I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!

The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.

Kopfjager

#4483
February 15, 2013, 06:32:12 PM
Woohoohoohoo! Two personal records! For breath holding and number of sharks shot in the face.

DRKWNG

#4484
February 15, 2013, 07:44:59 PM
ASSAULT SLINGSHOT!!!
And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

Being faster than you thought possible…it feels good. No, screw thatâ€"it feels like shotgunning a gallon of adrenaline and chasing it with an all-night orgy aboard a burning Viking boat.
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