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Author Topic: The Best of Craigslist  (Read 57285 times)
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« Reply #165 on: October 24, 2010, 09:32:13 PM »

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Ducati-Monster-NO-RESERVE-Priced-SELL-Very-Rare-1995-Customized-Ducati-Monster-_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQhashZitem2c58332060QQitemZ190458306656QQptZUSQ5fmotorcycles

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« Reply #166 on: October 24, 2010, 09:36:35 PM »

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Am I missing something? The guy oversells it, but for two grand it doesn't look too bad.
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« Reply #167 on: October 25, 2010, 06:55:49 AM »

that may be the cleanest ugly ducati i've seen.
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« Reply #168 on: November 18, 2010, 08:17:13 PM »

Cheapest ducati on the lot laughingdp
http://dallas.craigslist.org/ndf/mcy/2068074470.html
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« Reply #169 on: November 19, 2010, 05:41:19 AM »


It's the new Daivel! 


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« Reply #170 on: November 19, 2010, 05:48:31 AM »

It's the new Daivel! 
aw c'mon... its not THAT ugly.

For the price I dont mind the ol' Hyosung - actually prefer the look of them over their SV650 brethren.
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« Reply #171 on: February 25, 2011, 12:02:11 PM »

Maybe not the "best of"....

More of a "craigslist crackhead" posting, but since we have no category that i could find, i give you the overpriced monster:

http://fargo.craigslist.org/mcy/2227425234.html
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« Reply #172 on: February 25, 2011, 12:18:39 PM »

Well, he's sure optimistic. Roll Eyes
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« Reply #173 on: March 01, 2011, 03:28:18 PM »

911** Chevy van stolen from storage shed! REALLY PISSED!
Date: 2010-09-21, 9:52AM PDT

1986 Chevy conversion van stolen from my shed in Springfield on Sunday.
DESCRIPTION: dark grey color, side and back rear windows covered in silver duck tape, and sprayed
over with black spray paint.
**I was planning on turning it into bus for my church, that's why the windows look like that.
people know me would back me up on that so I'm not worried about it.

VERY PERSONAL private, personal items inside
1- two sets of police-style handcuffs... very valuable. steel locks. I have the key ,so you can't use them anyway, I would really love to have these back for sentimentel reasons.
2- There might also be some old magazines too maybe, but they aren't mine.
My neighbor asked me to store them inside of my van so his wife wouldn'tcatch him looking at them, they are not mine, but I would like them back so he doesn't get in any kind of trouble for looking at that sort of thing. We all sin, but god knows our heart! (corinthians 5-17)

**There is some home-made like VCR tapes too that aren't mine. believe me, I go to church all the time, and people who know me will tell you that I would NEVER look at stuff like that,
but it would be real nice if I could just return them to their rightful owner so people don't think I look
at crap like that. God knows that I don't and that's what's important.
Please let me know if you have seen this vehicle!! This really hurt my plans for the weekend
any information would be appreciated! God Bless!


http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/eug/1965721396.html
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« Reply #174 on: March 14, 2011, 06:34:57 AM »

lol, prevert!!! the old im just storing them for a buddy line.
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« Reply #175 on: March 14, 2011, 08:22:11 AM »

"this really hurt my plans for the weekend"

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« Reply #176 on: March 14, 2011, 05:20:26 PM »

Yeah, now hes gonna have to get a new "free candy" stencil and more krylon for the spare van.
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« Reply #177 on: March 14, 2011, 05:38:18 PM »

your never gonna believe what i found in this shitty van i stole....
i wouldn't be surprised if the headlines read.."craigslist ad leads to snuff film ring bust"
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« Reply #178 on: March 14, 2011, 05:42:17 PM »

Lol
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« Reply #179 on: August 11, 2011, 02:29:17 PM »

Work friend of mine sent me this one.... She asked if I thought she should date the dude... I said hell no.

http://portland.craigslist.org/wsc/m4w/2542100095.html
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