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[fastwin]

Why the hell would someone post that shit on craigslist?? Am I the only one that wonders that??

[the_Journeyman]

Pay attention to the spelling and the case of PBR ~


Honda XLR 600. I got this in November and have been rebuilding it sense. Rebuilt motor from local mechanic. Kick start everytime. This is one of the early desart runners honda put out. Its street legal but more of a dirt bike then a KLR. It holds up on the Hwy with plenty of power and lots of tork. Great commuter bike arround the town its getting about 60mpg. Parts are cheep and I know a great mechanic who knows these bikes well. Im asking 2000 for the bike with the Med helmet, the Joe rocket Ballistics jacket, and a set of dual sport tires. Shit I will even throw in my matching messanger bag and a case of PBR. (not shown) Work is short so reasonable offers will be considered.
thanks for looking

JM

[zarn02]

http://wichita.craigslist.org/adg/1820889611.html

Housekeeper (East Wichita)

I need to hire one girl to help keep my small home clean in the nude, topless, or in lingerie. Preference goes to girls ready to work nude. Redheads are a plus! I need to hire someone as soon as possible, so please email now. All ages may apply. If you're not 18 yet, you won't work nude.

When you email, include your age, name, at least two recent pictures, pay desired, and a description of yourself and if you have any previous work experience. The hours will be part time-full time, paid cash.

[jc.cyberdemon]

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/den/1593048210.html

[minnesotamonster]

http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/hnp/cto/1919231790.html

i sellin my z-71 5000 obo u need to see has real bullet holes was in high speed chase with the cops they won but truck still looks cool. runs great everything works if u have questions

text or call me at...............612 850 8339



i will not take any trades cash only.........................it has 174000 miles kbb says 6000 in fair condition its fully loaded.

[ryandalling]

Looking through the "Lessons" section of Craigslist for guitar lessons for the kid. Right between singing lessons and Spanish lessons was the following...

DO YOU NEED SEX LESSONS (PDX)

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Date: 2010-08-24, 9:55PM PDT
Reply to: serv-crfrs-1917803474@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

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42 year old mature bbw willing to teach the average man the art of oral on a woman or a man. many other techniques available as well, we work on a donation basis with a $40/one hour minimum.


•Location: PDX
•it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
 

[NorDog]

Looking through the "Lessons" section of Craigslist for guitar lessons for the kid. Right between singing lessons and Spanish lessons was the following...

That ad seems taylor made for your avatar.

[ryandalling]

That ad seems taylor made for your avatar.

I never really thought of that avatar as a 42 year old mature bbw.    I may have to change the picture now.

[NorDog]

I never really thought of that avatar as a 42 year old mature bbw.    I may have to change the picture now.

I'm embarrassed to say I don't even know what a "bbw" is, and I am afraid to ask.

[mstevens]

I'm embarrassed to say I don't even know what a "bbw" is, and I am afraid to ask.

Fat girl.

[freeclimbmtb]

Fat girl.

   Who needs tact. 

[Oldfisti]

Here's a good one ladies...


albany craigslist > personals > men seeking women
please flag with care:


miscategorized
 

prohibited
 

spam/overpost
 

best of craigslist
 
Please report suspected exploitation of minors to the appropriate authorities
Set for life - 27 (Wilton, Ny)

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Male Model/Actor seeking partner to procreate/ possible marrige in order to recieve billion dollar inheritance for more information send photo and addtitional information sounds to good to be true but not a scam whatsoever


•Location: Wilton, Ny •it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
 
 

PostingID: 1999178487

[Monsterlover]

Did you put a wig on and send a picture?

A billion dollars. . .

I'd consider it

[mookieo2]

NSFW


http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/wan/2023666580.html

[fastwin]

Wow, can I have my click back on that one!