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seevtsaab
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So, are you an idiot like me?
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July 06, 2010, 10:57:16 AM »
As in, you have all your shit laid out just so, well,
just
the stuff you need 'cause you're so damn
smart
, doing your valves, and make the beast with two backsing sanding on your
Shim Measuring Tool
?
(Wow that closer STILL binds a little? Huh!)
Ok so I only wasted a few minutes at it, and as slow as progress is sanding I didn't do any real harm.
But damn, you kinda like to have your head straight doing this stuff?
I'm sure I've done worse.
So what's something totally stupid you've caught yourself doing?
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Re: So, are you an idiot like me?
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July 06, 2010, 11:02:33 AM »
Mine usually involves hunting around for some tool I just had, for ages - when I was super bright and stuck it in a pocket to keep it handy.
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Re: So, are you an idiot like me?
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July 06, 2010, 11:36:54 AM »
Quote from: yuu on July 06, 2010, 11:02:33 AM
Mine usually involves hunting around for some tool I just had, for ages - when I was super bright and stuck it in a pocket to keep it handy.
+1 I usually would put all tools in one place and line up all bolts/screws in another area. But while I am working on something, I would think ahead of myself by placing this one tool at where I will need it in the next step. Like it would save me 3 seconds. But then I would forget about that move. Minutes later, I go back to the tool area and can't find shit...
I am an idiot
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Re: So, are you an idiot like me?
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July 06, 2010, 01:34:07 PM »
my list is long and storied... lol
Actually my big one is that I continually buy the same consumables over and over.. We do a lot of welding and fab work, and a lot of grinding and smoothing. (I prefer no welds to a row of nickels)
10,000 things going on all the time, and I go to Grainger 3 times, and buy the same damn grit sanding disk or Scotchbrite disk...
Arghhh
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Re: So, are you an idiot like me?
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July 06, 2010, 01:37:33 PM »
Too many to list here - that is for sure--
But this seems like an appropriate thread to see the chain made around the ladder rungs
Does somebody have the pic?
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Re: So, are you an idiot like me?
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July 06, 2010, 02:01:03 PM »
taking stock rearsets off bike at work
remove side stand bolt and have bike fall on me
not my best day
but pretty funny
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Re: So, are you an idiot like me?
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July 06, 2010, 03:59:32 PM »
No. I'm a different type of idiot altogether.
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Re: So, are you an idiot like me?
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July 06, 2010, 04:08:10 PM »
I've been beat down by a drill that ran away while drilling out a Honda 919 frame for sliders
But yeah, I usually do the "where is that tool" thing as well.....it's always right infront of you when you give up
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Re: So, are you an idiot like me?
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July 06, 2010, 11:05:26 PM »
Quote from: SacDuc on July 06, 2010, 03:59:32 PM
No. I'm a different type of idiot altogether.
+1, me too.
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me three
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Re: So, are you an idiot like me?
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July 07, 2010, 04:32:05 AM »
... At least you're not this guy
http://www.advrider.com/forums/showthread.php?t=595717
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Re: So, are you an idiot like me?
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July 07, 2010, 04:39:04 AM »
yes i am an idiot.
first time i did my valves i measured an entire cylinder on the WRONG STROKE.
proceeded to sand the shims until they were double the needed gap and had to buy whole
new shims after i thought the whole adjustment was going to cost me $5 in sandpaper
awesome.
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Re: So, are you an idiot like me?
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July 07, 2010, 06:59:54 AM »
I had the problem of putting things back together to "test fit" w/out torquing down all the bolts....only to forget that things were not torqued to spec and assembling the whole shabang!
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Re: So, are you an idiot like me?
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July 07, 2010, 09:29:10 AM »
Recently hand tightened most of the 14 bolts on the Bandit valve cover only to discover it was on backwards.
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Re: So, are you an idiot like me?
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July 07, 2010, 10:53:07 AM »
Quote from: pompetta on July 07, 2010, 09:29:10 AM
Recently hand tightened most of the 14 bolts on the Bandit valve cover only to discover it was on backwards.
What's that about a rear brake caliper??
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