So, are you an idiot like me?

Started by seevtsaab, July 06, 2010, 11:57:16 AM

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seevtsaab

As in, you have all your shit laid out just so, well, just the stuff you need 'cause you're so damn
smart, doing your valves, and make the beast with two backsing sanding on your Shim Measuring Tool[bang]
(Wow that closer STILL binds a little? Huh!)

Ok so I only wasted a few minutes at it, and as slow as progress is sanding I didn't do any real harm.
But damn, you kinda like to have your head straight doing this stuff?

I'm sure I've done worse.

So what's something totally stupid you've caught yourself doing?

Slide Panda

Mine usually involves hunting around for some tool I just had, for ages - when I was super bright and stuck it in a pocket to keep it handy.

-Throttle's on the right, so are the brakes.  Good luck.
- '00 M900S with all the farkles
- '08 KTM 690 StupidMoto
- '07 Triumph 675 Track bike.

Goat_Herder

Quote from: yuu on July 06, 2010, 12:02:33 PM
Mine usually involves hunting around for some tool I just had, for ages - when I was super bright and stuck it in a pocket to keep it handy.
+1  I usually would put all tools in one place and line up all bolts/screws in another area.  But while I am working on something, I would think ahead of myself by placing this one tool at where I will need it in the next step.  Like it would save me 3 seconds.  But then I would forget about that move.  Minutes later, I go back to the tool area and can't find shit...

I am an idiot  [bang]
Goat Herder (Tony)
2003 Ducati Monster 620 - Yellow SOLD
2007 Ducati Monster S2R1000 - Black KILLED
2007 Ducati Monster S2R1000 - Red

RetroSBK

my list is long and storied... lol

Actually my big one is that I continually buy the same consumables over and over.. We do a lot of welding and fab work, and a lot of grinding and smoothing. (I prefer no welds to a row of nickels)

10,000 things going on all the time, and I go to Grainger 3 times, and buy the same damn grit sanding disk or Scotchbrite disk...

Arghhh
Will Kenefick's Retro Superbike. Bringing you the sickest Sh*t since '94

Rob Hilding

Too many to list here - that is for sure-- [roll]


But this seems like an appropriate thread to see the chain made around the ladder rungs [cheeky]

Does somebody have the pic?
Desmosedici - it's the new Paso (except the bodywork doesn't fit as well)

Turf

taking stock rearsets off bike at work

remove side stand bolt and have bike fall on me

not my best day

but pretty funny
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

SacDuc



No. I'm a different type of idiot altogether.

sac
HATERS GONNA HATE.

BMiller

I've been beat down by a drill that ran away while drilling out a Honda 919 frame for sliders [laugh]

But yeah, I usually do the "where is that tool" thing as well.....it's always right infront of you when you give up [laugh]
2003 Ducati 748S

rockaduc

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you.  If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.

Grampa

Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

DrDesmo

'95 916
'12 800XC

redial

yes i am an idiot.


first time i did my valves i measured an entire cylinder on the WRONG STROKE.
proceeded to sand the shims until they were double the needed gap and had to buy whole
new shims after i thought the whole adjustment was going to cost me $5 in sandpaper

awesome.

arai_speed

I had the problem of putting things back together to "test fit" w/out torquing down all the bolts....only to forget that things were not torqued to spec and assembling the whole shabang!

DucHead

Recently hand tightened most of the 14 bolts on the Bandit valve cover only to discover it was on backwards.   :P
'05 S4R (>47k mi); '04 Bandit 1200 (>92k mi; sold); '02 Bandit 1200 (>11k mi); '97 Bandit 1200 (2k mi); '13 FJR1300 (1k mi); IBA #28454 "45"

Rameses

Quote from: pompetta on July 07, 2010, 10:29:10 AM
Recently hand tightened most of the 14 bolts on the Bandit valve cover only to discover it was on backwards.   :P



What's that about a rear brake caliper??

:P