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KnightofNi
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« Reply #1395 on: June 12, 2009, 07:34:39 PM »
my g/f has been gone all week...my tolerance is up

i've put down 3 optimators and 2 franziskaners and i'm only mildly buzzed

and now i'm bored off my ass.

i've make the beast with two backsed with the craigslist whores more than i care to, and i don't have the drive to make the beast with two backs with the scammers.

i almost cut myself pretty bad swinging a sword around last night after a few beers.
i'm afraid i might do it for reals this time.

someone unbored me!
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Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 04:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)
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« Reply #1396 on: June 13, 2009, 08:24:52 AM »
i'm not much for the outboreding... but I can dial a shot!

well, not now, as I am at work...
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« Reply #1397 on: June 13, 2009, 05:50:55 PM »
Checking in, just finished pulling the old tires off the new (used) set of Marchesini 5 spokes I picked up.  It's time for lots of  drink
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« Reply #1398 on: June 14, 2009, 01:09:08 PM »
i had an interesting night with tom collins. i haven't really spoken to the guy in a while. we got into a bit of an argument. i forgot how quick he is to kick someone's ass
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If you cheat, cheat death. If you steal, steal a woman's heart. If you fight, fight for your brother. And if you drink, may you drink with me!

God created whiskey so the Irish wouldn't conquer the world...

Ships are made for sinking, and whiskey's made for drinking, if we were made of cellophane we'd all get stinking drunk much faster!
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« Reply #1399 on: June 14, 2009, 06:01:53 PM »
I haven't partied w/tom in  awhile, either...

should call him up  Cheesy
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« Reply #1400 on: June 14, 2009, 10:15:29 PM »
lol all in all he's a pretty fun dude Wink

tonight is taco night. i invited Señor D. Aiquiri waytogo
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If you cheat, cheat death. If you steal, steal a woman's heart. If you fight, fight for your brother. And if you drink, may you drink with me!

God created whiskey so the Irish wouldn't conquer the world...

Ships are made for sinking, and whiskey's made for drinking, if we were made of cellophane we'd all get stinking drunk much faster!
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« Reply #1401 on: June 20, 2009, 09:03:41 PM »
 Vino! tonight

chateau preulliac, medoc, 2005

 Vino!


tequila tasting/paired dinner tomorrow...  Grin
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« Reply #1402 on: June 23, 2009, 06:19:18 PM »
Quote from: teddy037.2 on June 20, 2009, 09:03:41 PM
Vino! tonight

chateau preulliac, medoc, 2005

 Vino!


tequila tasting/paired dinner tomorrow...  Grin

arsehole!  can i have the spitbucket?
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« Reply #1403 on: June 24, 2009, 06:57:09 AM »
the medoc? there was no bucket...


and you were at the tequila thing, remember?  Cheesy
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« Reply #1404 on: June 24, 2009, 07:32:58 AM »
Quote from: teddy037.2 on June 20, 2009, 09:03:41 PM
Vino! tonight

chateau preulliac, medoc, 2005

 Vino!


tequila tasting/paired dinner tomorrow...  Grin

u wana send some my way  Vino!
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« Reply #1405 on: June 24, 2009, 12:13:34 PM »
Quote from: DucMouse on June 24, 2009, 07:32:58 AM
u wana send some my way  Vino!

there's plenty of wine at teddy's place...


you just need a tropical island vacay Grin
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« Reply #1406 on: June 27, 2009, 07:43:46 PM »
met the new neighbor, his g/f, and his parents.

right now there are countless beer bottles, a couple of empty wine bottles, and 3 rocks glasses sitting outside to be cleaned up tomorrow. i had way to much crap to carry up with me after putting out the fire and grabbing the tequila.  Grin
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Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 04:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)
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« Reply #1407 on: July 01, 2009, 03:40:13 PM »
Me likey rum in this delicious frozen cocktail. 2 down, i don't know how many to go until I run out of rum....

ps: rum makes Call of Duty 4 waayyyy more fun. Especially when the little kids start talking shit. Grin
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« Reply #1408 on: July 02, 2009, 06:20:47 PM »
Piña coladas are goodl  Grin

I also have this for another evening:


I *might* like rhum just a little.  There's three islands represented in those islands.  There was a fourth, but I drank it alread.

JM
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« Reply #1409 on: July 03, 2009, 10:12:06 PM »
i hate the fact that i always hve to search for theis thread when i'm drunk.

at least change the title to spell drunk correctly


anyhooooooo
a new german restaurant opened up and they serve liters of beer

i don't think i need to say more aside from "HI DRUNKARDS!!!"
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Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 04:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)
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