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« Reply #2070 on: January 08, 2011, 10:08:14 PM »
Sailor Jerry.

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« Reply #2071 on: January 08, 2011, 10:17:25 PM »
I was out with some friends today. We stopped by Costco and I saw "Blue Agave Sweetener." I couldn't help but think of all the delicious tequila that could have been, but was instead destined for a "low glycemic index sweetener."

 Cry

Maybe I should rescue some bottles and use them as a home-brew extract base...

 coffee
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Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 06:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 
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« Reply #2072 on: January 09, 2011, 12:42:56 AM »
I'm drinking
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« Reply #2073 on: January 09, 2011, 05:01:19 AM »
Pre-drunk post:

Need more rum.
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« Reply #2074 on: January 09, 2011, 02:17:36 PM »
Made a new friend last night...
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It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

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« Reply #2075 on: January 09, 2011, 02:29:58 PM »
wish i had the spirits to go make friends ... have the 'want' just not the 'will' ...
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Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
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« Reply #2076 on: January 09, 2011, 10:34:56 PM »
I recently acquired this friend and am still wondering what to do with it - I've never been much for cocktails but she seems like I should be able to do some interesting things with her...
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« Reply #2077 on: January 11, 2011, 12:05:10 AM »
tito's vodka is pretty good.

damn shame the 750 only has 750 in it...


it's way too late to start drinking tequila
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« Reply #2078 on: January 16, 2011, 05:14:48 PM »
Red Bull Cola + Cruzan light rum.  Is good.

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« Reply #2079 on: January 16, 2011, 05:18:30 PM »
Sailor Jerry + your choice of mixer = also good.

Ran out of Monster: Assault to mix with it.

Switched to Coke.

Still tasty.

Still working its magic.

 drink

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Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 06:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 
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« Reply #2080 on: January 16, 2011, 05:44:42 PM »
was hitting the beers and suddenly the game was over ... no idea what happened ...
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« Reply #2081 on: January 16, 2011, 05:53:02 PM »
Quote from: teddy037.3 on January 11, 2011, 12:05:10 AM
it's way too late to start drinking tequila

Huh? Blasphemy. What yu sayin' Willis?? I'm in Texas. Tequila is like Dr. Pepper or Coca Cola!! laughingdp chug bacon
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« Reply #2082 on: January 22, 2011, 11:22:22 PM »
Quote from: oldfastwin on January 16, 2011, 05:53:02 PM
Huh? Blasphemy. What yu sayin' Willis?? I'm in Texas. Tequila is like Dr. Pepper or Coca Cola!! laughingdp chug bacon

dang, didn't realize y'all did bottles of vodka on work nights.
 
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next time i'll try harder
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« Reply #2083 on: January 23, 2011, 12:31:29 AM »


you ever put on a coat to go outside and saysd


"the make the beast with two backs bro?"

Only to realixe it wanst a coat, btu a trashbag?
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« Reply #2084 on: January 23, 2011, 03:38:12 AM »
i woke up at a friend's house snuggling her dog.

i parked my car around 30 mi away at a bar earlier in the night. i'm not entirely sure how my car got to her house, but i know i didn't drive. we were the only 2 there.


i hope that after i get some real sleep i'll piece more together.
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Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
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Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)
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