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« Reply #2175 on: May 29, 2011, 12:45:17 AM »
So druk..

Tink for bed now....
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I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
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I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

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« Reply #2176 on: June 09, 2011, 06:36:04 PM »
make the beast with two backs you worknight.

and make the beast with two backs you bottle of rum for challenging me.
i showed you who is boss.

and i can still type mickey fickey!


i can also still feel feelings, my goal was not accomplished tonight. lol.
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Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 04:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)
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« Reply #2177 on: June 10, 2011, 07:12:37 AM »
update...no hangover, and i was out of bed and out the door earlier than normal. i was even on time for work today. maybe i should drink like that every night.  cheeky





in other news, anyone know where i can get a few spare livers and kidneys? i might need them for this plan.
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Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 04:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)
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« Reply #2178 on: June 10, 2011, 11:52:35 AM »
Quote from: KnightofNi on June 10, 2011, 07:12:37 AM
in other news, anyone know where i can get a few spare livers and kidneys? i might need them for this plan.

India maybe? 
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And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

Being faster than you thought possible…it feels good. No, screw that—it feels like shotgunning a gallon of adrenaline and chasing it with an all-night orgy aboard a burning Viking boat.
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« Reply #2179 on: June 10, 2011, 11:53:41 AM »
on another note, has anyone seen or heard something from teddy? long time no see in forum or this, his second home
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Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
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« Reply #2180 on: June 10, 2011, 11:59:04 AM »
Now there's an interesting story...
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And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

Being faster than you thought possible…it feels good. No, screw that—it feels like shotgunning a gallon of adrenaline and chasing it with an all-night orgy aboard a burning Viking boat.
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« Reply #2181 on: June 10, 2011, 12:05:25 PM »
Can't believe nobody had notice his absence !!!
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Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 07:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
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« Reply #2182 on: June 14, 2011, 12:08:14 PM »
Two Sweetwater 420 IPA's down the gullet, now I'm going to class. Maybe there is something to this whole aging college-student thing. (I'm a 26 year old freshman.  Grin )
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"You can fight a lot of enemies and survive, but not your biology."

Wouldn't fat air be easier to disappear into?
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« Reply #2183 on: June 14, 2011, 12:56:52 PM »
a wolf amongst sheep. . .
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« Reply #2184 on: June 14, 2011, 01:00:25 PM »
Quote from: Monsterlover on June 14, 2011, 12:56:52 PM
a wolf amongst sheep. . .

I guess I am slightly longer in the tooth than everyone else.  Grin Uno mas cerveza, por favor.
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"You can fight a lot of enemies and survive, but not your biology."

Wouldn't fat air be easier to disappear into?
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« Reply #2185 on: June 14, 2011, 01:12:32 PM »
Come down here and have a  couple of those with our temps and humidity factor ... you'll be speaking in barbaric in no time !!!
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Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 07:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
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« Reply #2186 on: June 14, 2011, 06:00:32 PM »
Quote from: Darkmonster620 on June 14, 2011, 01:12:32 PM
Come down here and have a  couple of those with our temps and humidity factor ... you'll be speaking in barbaric in no time !!!

97 degrees  (101 heat index) and about 75% humidity, man... This is as warm as I wanna get. LOL I would like to go down there one day.
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"You can fight a lot of enemies and survive, but not your biology."

Wouldn't fat air be easier to disappear into?
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« Reply #2187 on: June 14, 2011, 06:05:29 PM »
Blackheart rum.  It is good.  Not totally druunk, but close.

JM
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« Reply #2188 on: June 15, 2011, 05:41:19 AM »
Quote from: the_Journeyman on June 14, 2011, 06:05:29 PM
Blackheart rum.  It is good.  Not totally druunk, but close.

JM

i (black)heart rum!





see what i did there?
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Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 04:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)
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« Reply #2189 on: June 15, 2011, 05:54:51 AM »
Quote from: The Zombie Pip on June 14, 2011, 06:00:32 PM
97 degrees  (101 heat index) and about 75% humidity, man... This is as warm as I wanna get. LOL I would like to go down there one day.

Temp's OK, but humidity, that's dry for us down here !!!
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Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 07:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
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