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The Bacon Junkie

#2175
May 29, 2011, 01:45:17 AM
So druk..

Tink for bed now....
Rdung tmowrow  [Dolph]


[bacon]
Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...

KnightofNi

#2176
June 09, 2011, 07:36:04 PM
make the beast with two backs you worknight.

and make the beast with two backs you bottle of rum for challenging me.
i showed you who is boss.

and i can still type mickey fickey!


i can also still feel feelings, my goal was not accomplished tonight. lol.
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

KnightofNi

#2177
June 10, 2011, 08:12:37 AM
update...no hangover, and i was out of bed and out the door earlier than normal. i was even on time for work today. maybe i should drink like that every night.  [cheeky]





in other news, anyone know where i can get a few spare livers and kidneys? i might need them for this plan.
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

DRKWNG

#2178
June 10, 2011, 12:52:35 PM
Quote from: KnightofNi on June 10, 2011, 08:12:37 AM
in other news, anyone know where i can get a few spare livers and kidneys? i might need them for this plan.

India maybe? 
And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

Being faster than you thought possible…it feels good. No, screw thatâ€"it feels like shotgunning a gallon of adrenaline and chasing it with an all-night orgy aboard a burning Viking boat.

DarkMonster620

#2179
June 10, 2011, 12:53:41 PM
on another note, has anyone seen or heard something from teddy? long time no see in forum or this, his second home
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

DRKWNG

#2180
June 10, 2011, 12:59:04 PM
Now there's an interesting story...
And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

Being faster than you thought possible…it feels good. No, screw thatâ€"it feels like shotgunning a gallon of adrenaline and chasing it with an all-night orgy aboard a burning Viking boat.

DarkMonster620

#2181
June 10, 2011, 01:05:25 PM
Can't believe nobody had notice his absence !!!
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

Pip

#2182
June 14, 2011, 01:08:14 PM
Two Sweetwater 420 IPA's down the gullet, now I'm going to class. Maybe there is something to this whole aging college-student thing. (I'm a 26 year old freshman.  ;D )

"You can fight a lot of enemies and survive, but not your biology."

Wouldn't fat air be easier to disappear into?

Monsterlover

#2183
June 14, 2011, 01:56:52 PM
a wolf amongst sheep. . .
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

Pip

#2184
June 14, 2011, 02:00:25 PM
Quote from: Monsterlover on June 14, 2011, 01:56:52 PM
a wolf amongst sheep. . .

I guess I am slightly longer in the tooth than everyone else.  ;D Uno mas cerveza, por favor.
"You can fight a lot of enemies and survive, but not your biology."

Wouldn't fat air be easier to disappear into?

DarkMonster620

#2185
June 14, 2011, 02:12:32 PM
Come down here and have a  couple of those with our temps and humidity factor ... you'll be speaking in barbaric in no time !!!
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

Pip

#2186
June 14, 2011, 07:00:32 PM
Quote from: Darkmonster620 on June 14, 2011, 02:12:32 PM
Come down here and have a  couple of those with our temps and humidity factor ... you'll be speaking in barbaric in no time !!!

97 degrees  (101 heat index) and about 75% humidity, man... This is as warm as I wanna get. LOL I would like to go down there one day.
"You can fight a lot of enemies and survive, but not your biology."

Wouldn't fat air be easier to disappear into?

the_Journeyman

#2187
June 14, 2011, 07:05:29 PM
Blackheart rum.  It is good.  Not totally druunk, but close.

JM
Got Torque?
Quote from: r_ciao on January 28, 2011, 10:30:29 AM
ADULT TRUTHS

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

KnightofNi

#2188
June 15, 2011, 06:41:19 AM
Quote from: the_Journeyman on June 14, 2011, 07:05:29 PM
Blackheart rum.  It is good.  Not totally druunk, but close.

JM

i (black)heart rum!





see what i did there?
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

DarkMonster620

#2189
June 15, 2011, 06:54:51 AM
Quote from: The Zombie Pip on June 14, 2011, 07:00:32 PM
97 degrees  (101 heat index) and about 75% humidity, man... This is as warm as I wanna get. LOL I would like to go down there one day.

Temp's OK, but humidity, that's dry for us down here !!!
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
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