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« Reply #2475 on: November 23, 2011, 05:50:13 PM »

I has a bucket

I'm finishing it off

Moooo!

A bucket of...... milk?
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« Reply #2476 on: November 23, 2011, 06:13:19 PM »

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« Reply #2477 on: November 23, 2011, 06:26:45 PM »

Ooohhhhhh!   The "bucket"!!!


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« Reply #2478 on: November 23, 2011, 07:05:33 PM »

Thank you for the waytogo

Tini denounces and makes fun of the bucket to no end.

It is my destiny Cheesy
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« Reply #2479 on: November 23, 2011, 07:12:51 PM »

Too lofty for the bucket?
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« Reply #2480 on: November 23, 2011, 07:17:54 PM »

the bucket will destroy you should you underestimate or disrespect the bucket
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« Reply #2481 on: November 23, 2011, 07:19:41 PM »

I need a bucket to get through tomorrow with my obnoxious brother in law! bang head Maybe two buckets! chug
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« Reply #2482 on: November 23, 2011, 07:43:22 PM »

the bucket will destroy you should you underestimate or disrespect the bucket

However the bucket could be one's friend if one chose to empty said bucket's contents and then refill the bucket with the same contents.....only a more nasty version of the contents....


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Sorry, that was bad....!
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« Reply #2483 on: November 23, 2011, 08:16:47 PM »

Mmmm...  Bourbon.  No bucket necessary.

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« Reply #2484 on: November 23, 2011, 08:37:24 PM »

the bucket will destroy you should you underestimate or disrespect the bucket

The bucket is all powerful and can destroy worlds at will.

And brain cells.

I shall not refill the bucket. It is meant to only give and not receive.

Unless you're putting tequila into it. It likes that

Cheesy
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« Reply #2485 on: November 24, 2011, 12:41:41 AM »

Picked up a bottle of arak and a bottle of ouzo.

Have had the arak before. I love me some arak.

Buzzed on the ouzo.

But... not as big a fan of it as the other. It's weaker and sugary.
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« Reply #2486 on: November 25, 2011, 10:45:13 PM »

arak?


wow. I had to type that twice

ouzo is good stuff. like rocket fuel
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« Reply #2487 on: November 25, 2011, 11:35:05 PM »

arak?

Lebanese anise booze. Very similar to ouzo, but without the sugar. 100 proof.
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« Reply #2488 on: November 25, 2011, 11:48:24 PM »

Arak  Evil Evil

Ouzo  Evil

I'm not allowed to drink Arak or Ouzo.  Havent had so much as drop in almost 30 years.

Not since the.... incident.

End of bottle one: 

"Are you drunk?"

"No"

"Me either, lets open another"

And thats all I remember.  Maybe the incident was all lies  laughingdp.

She still married me though  Smiley.


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« Reply #2489 on: November 26, 2011, 02:59:18 AM »

Long Island Iced Tea by the pool at the Trident today, somewhat sobered by the memories of the 26/11 attacks here.
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