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« Reply #2490 on: November 26, 2011, 06:05:19 AM »
Long Islands FTW!!!!!!

I can drink those by the gallon

Or at least thast normally the plan when I start Grin
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« Reply #2491 on: November 26, 2011, 06:11:18 AM »
Quote from: Monsterlover on November 26, 2011, 06:05:19 AM
Long Islands FTW!!!!!!

I can drink those by the gallon bucket

Or at least thast normally the plan when I start Grin

Fixed that for you.
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« Reply #2492 on: November 26, 2011, 06:21:28 AM »
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« Reply #2493 on: November 26, 2011, 01:20:23 PM »
Quote from: zarn02 on November 25, 2011, 11:35:05 PM
Lebanese anise booze. Very similar to ouzo, but without the sugar. 100 proof.

I may need to find me some of this.

for science.
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« Reply #2494 on: November 26, 2011, 03:45:27 PM »
Good Ouzo is very nice.  I remember it flowing freely in a nightclub in Istanbul.  Not sure I remember much else.

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« Reply #2495 on: November 26, 2011, 03:47:00 PM »
Ouzo, well, let me see if I can remember something about it ... last thing I remember bout it, getting to the table ...
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« Reply #2496 on: November 26, 2011, 06:32:50 PM »
I AHVE DISCOVRED VODKA!!!!!
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« Reply #2497 on: November 26, 2011, 06:36:34 PM »
Quote from: Some Kind of Pip on November 26, 2011, 06:32:50 PM
I AHVE DISCOVRED VODKA!!!!!

Did you make a surprise DIMBY visit?
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« Reply #2498 on: November 26, 2011, 06:39:13 PM »
Quote from: Randimus Maximus on November 26, 2011, 06:36:34 PM
Did you make a surprise DIMBY visit?

 laughingdp

Sadly no. Alabama-Auburn.  Grin
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« Reply #2499 on: November 26, 2011, 06:51:02 PM »
screwdrivers>anything. wheeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!!  Grin

off to drink more.!!
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« Reply #2500 on: November 26, 2011, 08:31:11 PM »
Quote from: Some Kind of Pip on November 26, 2011, 06:51:02 PM
screwdrivers>anything. wheeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!!  Grin

off to drink more.!!

bloody mary is pretty damn good, too...
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« Reply #2501 on: November 27, 2011, 07:13:00 AM »
Quote from: teddy037.3 on November 26, 2011, 08:31:11 PM
bloody mary is pretty damn good, too...

This.  Made even better with Absolut Peppar.

JM
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« Reply #2502 on: November 27, 2011, 08:48:46 AM »
Bakon vodka and Famous Dave's mix.  waytogo
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« Reply #2503 on: November 27, 2011, 09:49:06 AM »
As a local I use Seco Herrerano ... pure sugar distillate ...
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Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
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« Reply #2504 on: November 28, 2011, 12:16:44 AM »
Arak Razzouk, computer games, and boredom.

"I was drunk again. There was nothing at all to do in this place, so every day we did the same old things. Bitter tea and wine; white bread. An effort to remove ourselves from our own lives, lest we have to live them. There would be croquet in the mornings, and perhaps polo in the afternoons. And in the evenings... God, I hoped for tragedy before the evenings. Anything to save myself from the intolerable chore of attending dinner parties, and listening to grayed and senile men talk about the faults of 'today's youth.' [...] It was then that I decided to quit this place, and to dissolve myself into the gulf of expatriation. "

I would not object to finding himself in a foreign land for the next eight months or so. No Facebook, no phones, no emails... just submersion into otherness.
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