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« Reply #2565 on: December 24, 2011, 04:38:07 PM »
One white russian...

and half a bottle of  Vino! down...

with some burbon or whiskey later. 
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« Reply #2566 on: December 24, 2011, 05:05:22 PM »
OK ... first glass of eggnog down ... more to come
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« Reply #2567 on: December 24, 2011, 07:04:32 PM »
Just realized my picture didn't post. I am working my way through a bottle of kraken and have a bottle of zaya for tomorrow
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Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
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« Reply #2568 on: December 24, 2011, 09:14:31 PM »
A relative who will remain un-named due to the nature of the activities described below has made some pretty nice moonshine. Actually, there are no activities to describe. He just made some bad-ass, rip-snortin', paint peelin' moonshine - and I'm halfway through the generous portion he gave me today.  Grin
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« Reply #2569 on: December 25, 2011, 05:44:55 AM »
Quote from: Manny on December 24, 2011, 09:14:31 PM
A relative who will remain un-named due to the nature of the activities described below has made some pretty nice moonshine. Actually, there are no activities to describe. He just made some bad-ass, rip-snortin', paint peelin' moonshine - and I'm halfway through the generous portion he gave me today.  Grin

Hey stranger!

Hope the 'shine isn't hurting you too bad this morning.  Tongue
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« Reply #2570 on: December 25, 2011, 09:13:12 AM »
From my new almost brother Inlaw.

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« Reply #2571 on: December 25, 2011, 09:46:17 AM »
Had 2 bottles home preped sangria and 1/2 bottle eggnog last night .. still nutin' ...

cokey, nice gift waytogo
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« Reply #2572 on: December 26, 2011, 03:12:51 AM »
just about at the end of this '95 SVR.

meh. kind of wish I was sleepy by now. or at least proper drunk.  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #2573 on: December 26, 2011, 05:01:12 AM »
Quote from: teddy037.3 on December 26, 2011, 03:12:51 AM
just about at the end of this '95 SVR.

meh. kind of wish I was sleepy by now. or at least proper drunk.  Roll Eyes

well, had two bottles of sangria and nothing, not even sleepines last night ... but today, have all the effects of a night out at the town!
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Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 07:34:34 AM
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"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
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« Reply #2574 on: December 26, 2011, 10:56:22 AM »
Gotta hate it when you skip drunk, but still get to partake of hung over.
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« Reply #2575 on: December 26, 2011, 03:51:51 PM »
Quote from: zarn02 on December 26, 2011, 10:56:22 AM
Gotta hate it when you skip drunk, but still get to partake of hung over.

tell me bout it ...
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Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 07:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
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« Reply #2576 on: December 26, 2011, 06:21:57 PM »
Quote from: zarn02 on December 26, 2011, 10:56:22 AM
Gotta hate it when you skip drunk, but still get to partake of hung over.


yep, that was this morning for me
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« Reply #2577 on: December 26, 2011, 06:22:58 PM »
did we all got the same illness? lack of booze but hangover?
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I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 07:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
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« Reply #2578 on: January 01, 2012, 12:32:09 AM »
Whole lot of wine in me tonight...
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And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

Being faster than you thought possible…it feels good. No, screw that—it feels like shotgunning a gallon of adrenaline and chasing it with an all-night orgy aboard a burning Viking boat.
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« Reply #2579 on: January 01, 2012, 05:23:32 AM »
well, I missed it last night, but, why  NEW ?
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I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 07:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
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