The DMF officiel "I've impaired myself threed....

[brimo]

mmmm the home brew irish style ale has matured nicely. Fark, it's got some kick. Just right as we're heading in to winter, had to put long pants on today it was so cold.

[KnightofNi]

Half my bottle of rum seems too have  disappeared. Out couldn't have been in the 3 drinks I have had.

[teddy037.3]

meh. close enough. halfway through my last seghesio 07 zin

[KnightofNi]

the bottle eventually died.

we mourned it in the only proper way. we opened the vodka.


on a somewhat related note, ouch.

[teddy037.3]

on a somewhat related note, ouch.

sounds like someone needs a bloody mary or a breakfast beer!

[KnightofNi]

sounds like someone needs a bloody mary or a breakfast beer!

i chugged the leftover drink.

i need more.

[teddy037.3]

i chugged the leftover drink.

i need more.

I need a red bull

[KnightofNi]

I need a red bull

i said something very similar this morning 

[Ducatamount]

Cheap ass "Famous Grouse" whiskey. 

[Buckethead]

Hello, I'd like a reservation for one for about 3 hours from now.

[brimo]

make the beast with two backsing flu, out of all the drugs through my system today, the only stuff that seems to have worked is Irish whiskey and thai red beef curry.

[Speedbag]

So far, just under three hours of double-IPA swilling.

I's gettin' a drunk on.....

[DarkMonster620]

gonna have some Jack Daniel's Gentleman's now . . .

[cokey]

Bottles of wine no more...  last night..

[Buckethead]

Hello.

My name is Bucket and I'm drunk.

<hi, bucket>

It's been about 3 minutes since my last drink.

I'm in a relationship that has about a 0.03% chance of actually working out.

Doesn't mean I'm not gonna give it every chance I can.

Why? Because I'm an idiot. And to deal with that fact, I'm also drunk.

Tank you, DMF Drunk Threeed. I needed this.