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« Reply #2685 on: May 29, 2012, 10:33:58 PM »
mmmm the home brew irish style ale has matured nicely. Fark, it's got some kick. Just right as we're heading in to winter, had to put long pants on today it was so cold.
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« Reply #2686 on: June 06, 2012, 06:42:01 PM »
Half my bottle of rum seems too have  disappeared. Out couldn't have been in the 3 drinks I have had.
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Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
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Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

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« Reply #2687 on: June 06, 2012, 08:59:19 PM »
meh. close enough. halfway through my last seghesio 07 zin
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« Reply #2688 on: June 07, 2012, 06:11:29 AM »
the bottle eventually died.

we mourned it in the only proper way. we opened the vodka.


on a somewhat related note, ouch.
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Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 04:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)
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« Reply #2689 on: June 07, 2012, 07:56:42 AM »
Quote from: KnightofNi on June 07, 2012, 06:11:29 AM
on a somewhat related note, ouch.

sounds like someone needs a bloody mary or a breakfast beer!
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« Reply #2690 on: June 07, 2012, 08:55:04 AM »
Quote from: teddy037.3 on June 07, 2012, 07:56:42 AM
sounds like someone needs a bloody mary or a breakfast beer!

i chugged the leftover drink.

i need more.
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Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 04:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)
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« Reply #2691 on: June 07, 2012, 11:07:32 AM »
Quote from: KnightofNi on June 07, 2012, 08:55:04 AM
i chugged the leftover drink.

i need more.

I need a red bull
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« Reply #2692 on: June 07, 2012, 02:04:20 PM »
Quote from: teddy037.3 on June 07, 2012, 11:07:32 AM
I need a red bull

i said something very similar this morning  Cheesy
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Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 04:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)
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« Reply #2693 on: June 08, 2012, 03:25:38 PM »
Cheap ass "Famous Grouse" whiskey.  Grin
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« Reply #2694 on: June 08, 2012, 04:46:29 PM »
Hello, I'd like a reservation for one for about 3 hours from now.
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« Reply #2695 on: June 14, 2012, 01:18:35 AM »
make the beast with two backsing flu, out of all the drugs through my system today, the only stuff that seems to have worked is Irish whiskey and thai red beef curry.
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« Reply #2696 on: June 15, 2012, 03:27:48 PM »
So far, just under three hours of double-IPA swilling.

I's gettin' a drunk on.....
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« Reply #2697 on: June 15, 2012, 04:13:16 PM »
gonna have some Jack Daniel's Gentleman's now . . .
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« Reply #2698 on: June 24, 2012, 09:12:02 AM »
Bottles of wine no more...  last night..
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« Reply #2699 on: July 06, 2012, 09:30:31 PM »
Hello.

My name is Bucket and I'm drunk.

<hi, bucket>

It's been about 3 minutes since my last drink.

I'm in a relationship that has about a 0.03% chance of actually working out.

Doesn't mean I'm not gonna give it every chance I can.

Why? Because I'm an idiot. And to deal with that fact, I'm also drunk.

Tank you, DMF Drunk Threeed. I needed this.
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