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« Reply #2701 on: July 06, 2012, 09:45:05 PM » |
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I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string.
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« Reply #2702 on: July 10, 2012, 09:16:49 AM » |
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I have learned that the strawberry wine I made can send me two this thread after only two 20oz bottles. It's stout.
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Got Torque? ADULT TRUTHS
10. Bad decisions make good stories.
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« Reply #2703 on: July 10, 2012, 09:28:07 AM » |
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I have learned that the strawberry wine I made can send me two this thread after only two 20oz bottles. It's stout.
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« Reply #2704 on: July 14, 2012, 03:18:01 AM » |
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« Reply #2705 on: July 14, 2012, 03:22:51 AM » |
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« Reply #2706 on: July 19, 2012, 04:29:59 PM » |
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Bad,bad whiskey...
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« Reply #2707 on: July 28, 2012, 03:50:47 PM » |
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"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer. A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman. A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist." -Louis Nizer**
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« Reply #2708 on: August 03, 2012, 07:37:17 PM » |
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« Reply #2709 on: August 10, 2012, 09:50:14 PM » |
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Whiskeytime... it has been far too long, my friend
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« Reply #2710 on: August 10, 2012, 09:59:03 PM » |
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Hello.
My name is Bucket and I'm drunk.
<hi, bucket>
It's been about 3 minutes since my last drink.
I'm in a relationship that has about a 0.03% chance of actually working out.
Doesn't mean I'm not gonna give it every chance I can.
Why? Because I'm an idiot. And to deal with that fact, I'm also drunk.
Tank you, DMF Drunk Threeed. I needed this.
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« Reply #2711 on: August 11, 2012, 07:44:59 PM » |
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When I went to refill my glass, I couldn't figure out where I set down the bottle of wine I was drinking. Then I found it right in front of me, empty. I was sad.  |
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« Reply #2712 on: August 21, 2012, 09:18:59 AM » |
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It's like I keep saying: Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang. |
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« Reply #2713 on: August 21, 2012, 11:08:43 AM » |
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indeed, me being drunk is a rare thing. Not so sure it was impressive or even memorable but at least you all bore witness to a rare sight. |
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« Reply #2714 on: August 21, 2012, 03:09:37 PM » |
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"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer. A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman. A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist." -Louis Nizer**
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