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Home from my trip to southern Oregon. Happy hour the the Cyclops, my Friday hang out. 3 beers, Georgetown Brewing Manny's. Then Dillon, the bar tender brings over an IPA. 10% Ipa, for free. My 3 Manny's were only 9 bucks!
Bubble bath, dog walk and bed. In that order. I also met the cutest old couple at the bar. they are going to email me!
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I realized tonight that I actually do need someone to flirt with when I'm drunk
Read into this what you will
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Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 04:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.
now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)
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Wind = Nil
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Quote from: ungeheuer on May 31, 2013, 03:04:47 AM
Wind = Nil
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I'd join you...
but it's kinda early.
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Quote from: ducpainter on May 31, 2013, 03:31:58 AM
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Many things were passed to me tonight despite me taking a turn at provider. I'm kind of surprised I was able to drive home. Luckily after getting home ppl care of me. Walking distance bars kick ass
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Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 04:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.
now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)
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Quote from: KnightofNi on June 05, 2013, 09:52:15 PM
Many things were passed to me tonight despite me taking a turn at provider. I'm kind of surprised I was able to drive home. Luckily after getting home ppl care of me. Walking distance bars kick ass
No wowser in me, get stuck into whatever does it for you
But please tell me you're not gonna drive a make the beast with two backsing vehicle??
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Quote from: LowThudd on May 23, 2013, 05:42:15 PM
And some shine
This stuff isn't bad, but Midnight Moon and Ol' Smokey are better AND distilled right here in the Smokey mountains! Troy & Sons is good too (spendy though) and brewed in Asheville. Of couse the real stuff can't be bought in stores...
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Quote from: ungeheuer on June 05, 2013, 10:26:28 PM
No wowser in me, get stuck into whatever does it for you
But please tell me you're not gonna drive a make the beast with two backsing vehicle??
No, no, no. I had a few drinks before the game, then nothing. We had a few people show up with true moonshine, and a few other liquors. They were tasty, but I wouldn't hit them hard when I had to drive. I parked the car then walked to the bar.
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Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 04:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.
now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)
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Quote from: the_Journeyman on June 06, 2013, 02:53:56 AM
This stuff isn't bad, but Midnight Moon and Ol' Smokey are better AND distilled right here in the Smokey mountains! Troy & Sons is good too (spendy though) and brewed in Asheville. Of couse the real stuff can't be bought in stores...
JM
I'll have to give the others a try. I have been drinking Georgia Moon for over ten years, before anyone else war legally bottling "Shine". Nothing quite like the taste of "fresh" corn whiskey.
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There's a problem with this Bushmills
I can't get
quietly
pissed with it....
Every other alcoholic beverage in the cupboard has Stealth Mode... but this treacherous make the beast with two backsing bottle has an old fashioned "pop" cork... and so every refill attracts a disapproving glance from the in-house guitarist
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You can't just leave the cork out?
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I'm reminded of my favorite W. C. Fields quote.
"Some contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch!"
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