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ducpainter

#3315
June 05, 2020, 01:34:08 PM
Just saw this.

Food always works for me.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


DarkMonster620

#3316
June 05, 2020, 02:00:46 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on June 05, 2020, 01:34:08 PM
Just saw this.

Food always works for me.
yes, this too
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

KnightofNi

#3317
June 15, 2020, 05:42:38 PM
I share a backyard with my neighbor...she just gave me a passive aggressive lesson on why my roses look like shit.

I know I don't care about them, but I also am used to working 7 days a week.
apparently all I need o do is no be drunk and water them twice a week.


plus pay attn and trim dead branches...if I can keep this up, i'll have some gorgeous white roses for my friends
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

Randimus Maximus

#3318
June 15, 2020, 05:54:18 PM
Quote from: KnightofNi on June 15, 2020, 05:42:38 PM
I share a backyard with my neighbor...she just gave me a passive aggressive lesson on why my roses look like shit.

I know I don't care about them, but I also am used to working 7 days a week.
apparently all I need o do is no be drunk and water them twice a week.


plus pay attn and trim dead branches...if I can keep this up, i'll have some gorgeous white roses for my friends

Are you pissing on them whilst drunk?

DRKWNG

#3319
June 16, 2020, 01:27:49 AM
Quote from: KnightofNi on June 15, 2020, 05:42:38 PM
I share a backyard with my neighbor...she just gave me a passive aggressive lesson on why my roses look like shit.

I know I don't care about them, but I also am used to working 7 days a week.
apparently all I need o do is no be drunk and water them twice a week.


plus pay attn and trim dead branches...if I can keep this up, i'll have some gorgeous white roses for my friends

Not so passive aggressive lesson or your neighbor: She's more than welcome to tend to the roses if they are that important to her, otherwise make the beast with two backs right off. And once you're done make the beast with two backsing right off, go make the beast with two backs right off again in a different direction.
And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

Being faster than you thought possible…it feels good. No, screw thatâ€"it feels like shotgunning a gallon of adrenaline and chasing it with an all-night orgy aboard a burning Viking boat.

KnightofNi

#3320
June 16, 2020, 07:38:26 AM
Quote from: Randimus Maximus on June 15, 2020, 05:54:18 PM
Are you pissing on them whilst drunk?

no, but I do have a few thorns in my fingers now
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

DarkMonster620

#3321
July 25, 2020, 05:18:06 PM
me think me is drunken as hell, just told neighbor I have a crush on her . . .

advice?
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

Duck-Stew

#3322
July 25, 2020, 08:42:24 PM
Quote from: DarkMonster620 on July 25, 2020, 05:18:06 PM
me think me is drunken as hell, just told neighbor I have a crush on her . . .

advice?

Go to bed.  Not with the neighbor.  Enjoy the hangover tomorrow...
Bike-less Portuguese immigrant enjoying life.

DRKWNG

#3323
July 26, 2020, 01:00:25 AM
Quote from: DarkMonster620 on July 25, 2020, 05:18:06 PM
me think me is drunken as hell, just told neighbor I have a crush on her . . .

advice?

[thumbsdown]

Quote from: Duck-Stew on July 25, 2020, 08:42:24 PM
Go to bed.  Not with the neighbor.  Enjoy the hangover tomorrow...

[thumbsup]
And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

Being faster than you thought possible…it feels good. No, screw thatâ€"it feels like shotgunning a gallon of adrenaline and chasing it with an all-night orgy aboard a burning Viking boat.

Stella

#3324
September 19, 2020, 08:11:37 PM
Hi.

I will miss my neighbors

that is all


[shot]
"To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites." ~ Robert Heinlein

DRKWNG

#3325
September 20, 2020, 10:14:53 AM
Quote from: Stella on September 19, 2020, 08:11:37 PM
Hi.

I will miss my neighbors

that is all


[shot]

Oh. Where you moving to?
And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

Being faster than you thought possible…it feels good. No, screw thatâ€"it feels like shotgunning a gallon of adrenaline and chasing it with an all-night orgy aboard a burning Viking boat.

Randimus Maximus

#3326
March 09, 2021, 07:54:25 PM
Can this be the "while high" thread too?

Asking for a friend.

Duck-Stew

#3327
March 09, 2021, 08:19:45 PM
Updated.  Back home after a house sitting stint.  Their liquor cabinet lacked depth & variety.
Bike-less Portuguese immigrant enjoying life.

Randimus Maximus

#3328
March 09, 2021, 08:57:54 PM
It's the last night of my 40s.  And were in the midst of a global pandemic.  And my state decides to open up 100% with no masks tomorrow.

[shot]

DRKWNG

#3329
March 09, 2021, 11:56:57 PM
I'll feel that particular pain (end of 40s) in July. Don't see the mask mandate ending here for a while though.
And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

Being faster than you thought possible…it feels good. No, screw thatâ€"it feels like shotgunning a gallon of adrenaline and chasing it with an all-night orgy aboard a burning Viking boat.
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