The DMF officiel "I've impaired myself threed....

[DRKWNG]

You will be in a much better mood once Alex invites the Romanian gymnastic team over for the jello wrestling match. 

[teddy037.2]

wish in one hand, shit in the other.....

[teddy037.2]

if sake don't take care of business, lord knows the cask strength macallan will 


looks like I'll have to restock before my next dial-a-shot...

[teddy037.2]

so much for the single malt

[eltristo]

You will be in a much better mood once Alex invites the Romanian gymnastic team over for the jello wrestling match. 

waiting patiently

[Oldfisti]

 

[KnightofNi]

so much for the single malt

mine died last weekend. int he spirit of the holidays i shared it with my bro-in-law who proceeded to pour it over a glass full of ice and then dump half a cup of water on it 


in other news, i'm almost drunk. i've only had 6 beers and am starting to feel a slight buzz.

[teddy037.2]

  I'm sorry. that's a sad way to go

[IZ]

i shared it with my bro-in-law who proceeded to pour it over a glass full of ice and then dump half a cup of water on it 

You think that's bad?  My friend's husband dumped out over half a bottle of Grappa I brought back from Italy. 
I had to leave it at their house since I brought it over on the bike and didn't want to ride home with an open container.  I left it there for a few days.  When I finally got a chance to get back over with the car, she told me that he dumped it because he thought it smelled bad when he opened it.   
 

[eltristo]

What number is bigger than one, smaller than 10, and represents the number of margaritas i have made for myself so far this evening?

[DRKWNG]

3.14?

[KnightofNi]

You think that's bad?  My friend's husband dumped out over half a bottle of Grappa I brought back from Italy. 
I had to leave it at their house since I brought it over on the bike and didn't want to ride home with an open container.  I left it there for a few days.  When I finally got a chance to get back over with the car, she told me that he dumped it because he thought it smelled bad when he opened it.   
 

but grappa is like rubbing alcohol mixed with awful. and why didn't you want to ride with the bottle? had you been drinking? if so, why were you riding afterwards? if you were in a car, put it in a bag in the trunk.

What number is bigger than one, smaller than 10, and represents the number of margaritas i have made for myself so far this evening?

i'm gonna go with 4.68

[DRKWNG]

but grappa is like rubbing alcohol mixed with awful.

[teddy037.2]

6

[eltristo]

3.14?

6

Not sure where it ended.  i think 3, but each had about 5 oz of liquor.  I felt that this morning.