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DRKWNG
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« Reply #1185 on: December 28, 2008, 12:44:14 AM »
You will be in a much better mood once Alex invites the Romanian gymnastic team over for the jello wrestling match. 



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« Reply #1186 on: December 28, 2008, 12:45:39 AM »
wish in one hand, shit in the other.....
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« Reply #1187 on: December 28, 2008, 02:07:25 AM »
if sake don't take care of business, lord knows the cask strength macallan will  Grin


looks like I'll have to restock before my next dial-a-shot... Smiley
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« Reply #1188 on: December 28, 2008, 02:32:36 AM »
so much for the single malt

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« Reply #1189 on: December 28, 2008, 09:05:51 AM »
Quote from: DRKWNG on December 28, 2008, 12:44:14 AM
You will be in a much better mood once Alex invites the Romanian gymnastic team over for the jello wrestling match. 





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« Reply #1190 on: December 28, 2008, 01:18:27 PM »
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Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.
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« Reply #1191 on: December 28, 2008, 06:40:53 PM »
Quote from: teddy037.2 on December 28, 2008, 02:32:36 AM
so much for the single malt

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mine died last weekend. int he spirit of the holidays i shared it with my bro-in-law who proceeded to pour it over a glass full of ice and then dump half a cup of water on it  Cry


in other news, i'm almost drunk. i've only had 6 beers and am starting to feel a slight buzz. bang head
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Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 04:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)
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« Reply #1192 on: December 28, 2008, 08:56:37 PM »
 Cry I'm sorry. that's a sad way to go
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« Reply #1193 on: December 28, 2008, 09:02:17 PM »
Quote from: KnightofNi on December 28, 2008, 06:40:53 PM
i shared it with my bro-in-law who proceeded to pour it over a glass full of ice and then dump half a cup of water on it  Cry

You think that's bad?  My friend's husband dumped out over half a bottle of Grappa I brought back from Italy.  Roll Eyes
I had to leave it at their house since I brought it over on the bike and didn't want to ride home with an open container.  I left it there for a few days.  When I finally got a chance to get back over with the car, she told me that he dumped it because he thought it smelled bad when he opened it.   
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This just in..IZ is not that short..and I am not that tall.
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« Reply #1194 on: December 28, 2008, 09:16:12 PM »
What number is bigger than one, smaller than 10, and represents the number of margaritas i have made for myself so far this evening?
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« Reply #1195 on: December 29, 2008, 01:27:33 AM »
3.14?
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« Reply #1196 on: December 29, 2008, 07:06:53 AM »
Quote from: IZ on December 28, 2008, 09:02:17 PM
You think that's bad?  My friend's husband dumped out over half a bottle of Grappa I brought back from Italy.  Roll Eyes
I had to leave it at their house since I brought it over on the bike and didn't want to ride home with an open container.  I left it there for a few days.  When I finally got a chance to get back over with the car, she told me that he dumped it because he thought it smelled bad when he opened it.   
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but grappa is like rubbing alcohol mixed with awful. and why didn't you want to ride with the bottle? had you been drinking? if so, why were you riding afterwards? if you were in a car, put it in a bag in the trunk.

Quote from: elTristo on December 28, 2008, 09:16:12 PM
What number is bigger than one, smaller than 10, and represents the number of margaritas i have made for myself so far this evening?

i'm gonna go with 4.68
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Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 04:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)
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« Reply #1197 on: December 29, 2008, 08:12:23 AM »
Quote from: KnightofNi on December 29, 2008, 07:06:53 AM
but grappa is like rubbing alcohol mixed with awful.
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« Reply #1198 on: December 29, 2008, 10:31:31 AM »
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« Reply #1199 on: December 29, 2008, 06:07:26 PM »
Quote from: DRKWNG on December 29, 2008, 01:27:33 AM
3.14?
Quote from: teddy037.2 on December 29, 2008, 10:31:31 AM
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Not sure where it ended.  i think 3, but each had about 5 oz of liquor.  I felt that this morning.
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