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Oldfisti
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« Reply #1200 on: December 29, 2008, 07:42:56 PM »
Quote from: elTristo on December 29, 2008, 06:07:26 PM
Not sure where it ended.  i think 3, but each had about 5 oz of liquor.  I felt that this morning.



I'm doing the EXACT same thing tonight.  waytogo  Workin thru #3 at the moment.  cheeky  drink
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Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.
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« Reply #1201 on: December 29, 2008, 07:56:26 PM »
I need to mix my own drinks from now on.   Undecided
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« Reply #1202 on: December 29, 2008, 08:00:50 PM »
Quote from: DesmoDiva on December 29, 2008, 07:56:26 PM
I need to mix my own drinks from now on.   Undecided


Why? What's got you down?           popcorn
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Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.
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« Reply #1203 on: December 29, 2008, 08:05:41 PM »
Hubby, can't make a drinkable (ie not enough gin) gin and tonic.   bang head
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« Reply #1204 on: December 29, 2008, 08:07:23 PM »
That's cause B didn't go to Alfred.
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« Reply #1205 on: December 29, 2008, 08:09:35 PM »
Quote from: DesmoDiva on December 29, 2008, 08:05:41 PM
Hubby, can't make a drinkable (ie not enough gin) gin and tonic.   bang head


Easily fixable.  Wink
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Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.
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« Reply #1206 on: December 29, 2008, 08:11:15 PM »
Quote from: Obsessed? on December 29, 2008, 08:07:23 PM
That's cause B didn't go to Alfred.

oh......how true.   Grin

He never did gin and tonic thursday's (or was it friday's) at The West. 
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« Reply #1207 on: December 29, 2008, 08:13:27 PM »
Plus us guys are pretty simple to train.  Evil  I'm surprised you haven't made the connection...












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Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.
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« Reply #1208 on: December 29, 2008, 08:18:40 PM »
Quote from: alfisti on December 29, 2008, 08:13:27 PM
Plus us guys are pretty simple to train.  Evil  I'm surprised you haven't made the connection..                 Grin

He is trained in all the important moves.   Evil waytogo

Normally, I mix my own.  It not really a skill I ask him to posses, now I remember why.
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« Reply #1209 on: December 29, 2008, 08:36:17 PM »
See, you're already feeling better.             Wink
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Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.
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« Reply #1210 on: December 29, 2008, 08:37:40 PM »
...or at least I am. Going on #4!    drink drink drink drink
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Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.
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« Reply #1211 on: December 29, 2008, 11:13:09 PM »
malbec!

 Vino!
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« Reply #1212 on: December 30, 2008, 03:38:47 AM »
Quote from: elTristo on December 29, 2008, 06:07:26 PM
Not sure where it ended.  i think 3, but each had about 5 oz of liquor.  I felt that this morning.



Well, after duplicating your evening I am now duplicating your morning.   It's somewhere between  bang head and  vomit. Oh well. Could be worse...
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Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.
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« Reply #1213 on: December 30, 2008, 09:19:49 AM »
Quote from: alfisti on December 30, 2008, 03:38:47 AM

Well, after duplicating your evening I am now duplicating your morning.   It's somewhere between  bang head and  vomit. Oh well. Could be worse...

you didn't wake up in the street/a dumpser/stranger's house? Grin
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« Reply #1214 on: December 30, 2008, 09:47:01 AM »
Quote from: teddy037.2 on December 30, 2008, 09:19:49 AM
you didn't wake up in the street/a dumpser/stranger's house? Grin


Nah. I was drinking at home. Although if it was a really good night none of those options should be ruled out!   Evil  laughingdp
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Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.
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