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Oldfisti

#1200
December 29, 2008, 07:42:56 PM
Quote from: elTristo on December 29, 2008, 06:07:26 PM
Not sure where it ended.  i think 3, but each had about 5 oz of liquor.  I felt that this morning.



I'm doing the EXACT same thing tonight.  [thumbsup]  Workin thru #3 at the moment.  [cheeky]  [drink]
Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

DesmoDiva

#1201
December 29, 2008, 07:56:26 PM
I need to mix my own drinks from now on.   :-\
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Oldfisti

#1202
December 29, 2008, 08:00:50 PM
Quote from: DesmoDiva on December 29, 2008, 07:56:26 PM
I need to mix my own drinks from now on.   :-\


Why? What's got you down?           [popcorn]
Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

DesmoDiva

#1203
December 29, 2008, 08:05:41 PM
Hubby, can't make a drinkable (ie not enough gin) gin and tonic.   [bang]
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Buckethead

#1204
December 29, 2008, 08:07:23 PM
That's cause B didn't go to Alfred.
Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

Oldfisti

#1205
December 29, 2008, 08:09:35 PM
Quote from: DesmoDiva on December 29, 2008, 08:05:41 PM
Hubby, can't make a drinkable (ie not enough gin) gin and tonic.   [bang]


Easily fixable.  ;)

Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

DesmoDiva

#1206
December 29, 2008, 08:11:15 PM
Quote from: Obsessed? on December 29, 2008, 08:07:23 PM
That's cause B didn't go to Alfred.

oh......how true.   ;D

He never did gin and tonic thursday's (or was it friday's) at The West. 
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Oldfisti

#1207
December 29, 2008, 08:13:27 PM
Plus us guys are pretty simple to train.  [evil]  I'm surprised you haven't made the connection...












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Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

DesmoDiva

#1208
December 29, 2008, 08:18:40 PM
Quote from: alfisti on December 29, 2008, 08:13:27 PM
Plus us guys are pretty simple to train.  [evil]  I'm surprised you haven't made the connection..                 ;D

He is trained in all the important moves.   [evil] [thumbsup]

Normally, I mix my own.  It not really a skill I ask him to posses, now I remember why.
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Oldfisti

#1209
December 29, 2008, 08:36:17 PM
See, you're already feeling better.             ;)
Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

Oldfisti

#1210
December 29, 2008, 08:37:40 PM
...or at least I am. Going on #4!    [drink] [drink] [drink] [drink]
Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

Oldfisti

#1212
December 30, 2008, 03:38:47 AM Last Edit: December 30, 2008, 03:40:45 AM by alfisti
Quote from: elTristo on December 29, 2008, 06:07:26 PM
Not sure where it ended.  i think 3, but each had about 5 oz of liquor.  I felt that this morning.



Well, after duplicating your evening I am now duplicating your morning.   It's somewhere between  [bang] and  [puke]. Oh well. Could be worse...
Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

teddy037.2

#1213
December 30, 2008, 09:19:49 AM
Quote from: alfisti on December 30, 2008, 03:38:47 AM

Well, after duplicating your evening I am now duplicating your morning.   It's somewhere between  [bang] and  [puke]. Oh well. Could be worse...

you didn't wake up in the street/a dumpser/stranger's house? ;D

Oldfisti

#1214
December 30, 2008, 09:47:01 AM
Quote from: teddy037.2 on December 30, 2008, 09:19:49 AM
you didn't wake up in the street/a dumpser/stranger's house? ;D


Nah. I was drinking at home. Although if it was a really good night none of those options should be ruled out!   [evil]  [laugh]
Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.
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