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« Reply #1245 on: January 23, 2009, 08:33:35 PM »

poop.  out of mead.



sun is still up.




still recall not eating much today.
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« Reply #1246 on: January 24, 2009, 05:09:05 PM »

Why is it everytime I'm drunk and want to post in this thread I'm too drunk to type?

Sober right now.

This is what I have to resort to? Well sirs, I for one am appalled. APPALLED!!

Time for a drink.   drink



 Grin
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« Reply #1247 on: January 24, 2009, 06:11:23 PM »

Mmm...  Bourbon.

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teddy037.2
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« Reply #1248 on: January 27, 2009, 02:38:43 AM »

jumbo deal.

$2.99


that's all I gots to say about that, son.
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« Reply #1249 on: January 28, 2009, 11:24:34 PM »

AZ_istalkingsmack?

lame, son.


lame.




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« Reply #1250 on: January 30, 2009, 09:33:52 PM »

When I drink I get so make the beast with two backsing handsome  Grin
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« Reply #1251 on: January 30, 2009, 09:35:39 PM »

When I drink I get so make the beast with two backsing handsome  Grin
In the mirror?
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« Reply #1252 on: January 30, 2009, 09:36:24 PM »

In the mirror?


Nah-whoever that guy is can't stand straight.


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« Reply #1253 on: January 30, 2009, 09:39:56 PM »


Nah-whoever that guy is can't stand straight.



Ignore him....

he'll fall over eventually.  Wink
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« Reply #1254 on: January 30, 2009, 09:42:39 PM »

Ignore him....

he'll fall over eventually.  Wink

Someone should take his wallet.



You should come to the reception. It's time for Z's annual trip to the pacific.
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« Reply #1255 on: January 30, 2009, 09:46:37 PM »

Someone should take his wallet.



You should come to the reception. It's time for Z's annual trip to the pacific.
I'd like to, but I don't think it's in the cards this year.

He did like the ocean.
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« Reply #1256 on: January 30, 2009, 09:47:43 PM »

I'd like to, but I don't think it's in the cards this year.

He did like the ocean.

I have shark repellent.


I also have cards kicking around.


You wouldn't have to paint anything-honest.
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« Reply #1257 on: January 30, 2009, 09:57:59 PM »

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« Reply #1258 on: January 30, 2009, 10:00:15 PM »

Sad

There will be liquor here! Come on out teddy!


You know you miss the local twisties.
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« Reply #1259 on: January 30, 2009, 10:20:59 PM »

I do, I do...

I'm just strapped for time and cash. in process of droppin' the hammer on a condo/moving out of where I'm at now


don't think having fun is in the cards for me for a while
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