The DMF officiel "I've impaired myself” threed....

[teddy037.2]

no internets at the new place make for a severe lack of drunk posting.

that said, the other night I had a bottle of the show for dinner... 

[the_Journeyman]

so how do you order a beer in other languages?

carpe cervici

une bière si vou plez*

*Not sure on the spelling of that last word.

My brain on falling off the floor:

Once one is able to fall off the floor, it does raise the question of whether one was actually sitting the floor or not, and whether they might have actually been attempting to sit on the ceiling or wall, rather than the floor, in which case, the disruption of the brain's confusion, and the natural pull of gravity then cause a gravity storm resulting in the relocation, sometimes violent, of one's body to the real floor and results in the overall triumph of gravity over a poisoned brain

JM

[KnightofNi]

carpe cervici

une bière si vou plez*

*Not sure on the spelling of that last word.

My brain on falling off the floor:

Once one is able to fall off the floor, it does raise the question of whether one was actually sitting the floor or not, and whether they might have actually been attempting to sit on the ceiling or wall, rather than the floor, in which case, the disruption of the brain's confusion, and the natural pull of gravity then cause a gravity storm resulting in the relocation, sometimes violent, of one's body to the real floor and results in the overall triumph of gravity over a poisoned brain

JM

#1 - sieze the beer?


you have thought way to hard about how you woke up on the floor with injuries.

[somegirl]

You can usually mime drinking a beer, universal sign language just like asking for the check.

[the_Journeyman]

#1 - sieze the beer?

Yes, technically not what you asked for, but I like the phrase 

you have thought way to hard about how you woke up on the floor with injuries.

Oddly enough I've one woken up on the floor a couple times, but I often wake up with mystery bruises.  I was driving a route that had me alone on a bus from 4:30AM to 5:45AM.  I did lots of thinking during those hour-long solo rides.  Gotta get 'em all written down ~

JM

[KnightofNi]

You can usually mime drinking a beer, universal sign language just like asking for the check.

ok so i can sign it too.

i'm bored and trying to occupy myself by learing something i feel is very important.

stop being a debbie downer. 

Yes, technically not what you asked for, but I like the phrase 


Oddly enough I've one woken up on the floor a couple times, but I often wake up with mystery bruises.  I was driving a route that had me alone on a bus from 4:30AM to 5:45AM.  I did lots of thinking during those hour-long solo rides.  Gotta get 'em all written down ~

JM

we call those BRIs - Beer Related Injuries

[superjohn]

Oh....a large amount of Laphroig and the ineptitude of corporate America is still fresh in my mind.

Needless to say....I'm drunk.



<It took 5 minutes of aiming....hitting....missing.....correcting keys on this laptop just to let everyone know.>


Anyone else drinking to forget?

[teddy037.2]

Anyone else drinking to forget?

every day...

[kopfjäger]

This Belvedere is kicking my ass. 

[the_Journeyman]

It's cold and rainy on spring break.  I'll stay in with some high-gravity goodies!



JM

[teddy037.2]

not sure what's on the menu tonight, but I'm feelin' that there will be alot of it 

[Randimus Maximus]

not sure what's on the menu tonight, but I'm feelin' that there will be alot of it 

seriously?  You?  Again?

 

[the_Journeyman]

Haven't gotten into the Gnarlywine, it's the highest of the high gravity you could say.  11% and damn tasty.  It's better than the 8% Old Chub.

JM

[teddy037.2]

seriously?  You?  Again?

 

  it was domaine serene '05 last night.

yummmm-O!

[the_Journeyman]

yummmm-O!

Somebody's been watching too much Rachael Ray...

JM