The DMF officiel "I've impaired myself threed....

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Kopfjager

Woohoohoohoo! Two personal records! For breath holding and number of sharks shot in the face.

KnightofNi

i heart the german bar.

they has good beers.

i can has them.

several of them.

they can average 7% alcohol.

they can has me drunkelated.

i only had 2 or 9....

i missed the last train out.

i has sleeps now. expensive cab rides suck.

night night
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

DarkMonster620

Quote from: KnightofNi on August 06, 2010, 09:33:56 PM
i only had 2 or 9....

as a rule i only drink two of anything, the first and the last, anything in between is a continuation of the first and don't count as separate drinks...
so you only has 2 german beers!!!!!
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

KnightofNi

Quote from: Darkmonster620 on August 07, 2010, 03:16:17 AM
as a rule i only drink two of anything, the first and the last, anything in between is a continuation of the first and don't count as separate drinks...
so you only has 2 german beers!!!!!

the german bar did me in again.
tonight was dinner with the owners so the entire night cost me $30.

that includes several shots and drinking since 7:30pm.

and a suckiling pig. we named it heidi. heiddi was delicious.


i lost count of my beers at 10.
also there were shots. did i mention the shots?

i is drunked up!
anyone who comes to philly and hangs out woith me is going to the german bar. they like me because i spend too much mney there. hahaha
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

DarkMonster620

Quote from: KnightofNi on August 07, 2010, 11:07:24 PM
the german bar did me in again.
tonight was dinner with the owners so the entire night cost me $30.

that includes several shots and drinking since 7:30pm.

and a suckiling pig. we named it heidi. heiddi was delicious.


i lost count of my beers at 10.
also there were shots. did i mention the shots?

i is drunked up!
anyone who comes to philly and hangs out woith me is going to the german bar. they like me because i spend too much mney there. hahaha

i'll ring you if i ever make it to philly...
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

KnightofNi

Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

Stella

Quote from: KnightofNi on August 07, 2010, 11:07:24 PM
i is drunked up!
anyone who comes to philly and hangs out woith me is going to the german bar. they like me because i spend too much mney there. hahaha

I think KNOW there would be weeble-fail if I took you up on that!

[laugh]
"To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites." ~ Robert Heinlein

TiNi


LMT

the one eyed bar didd mr in. 3 0f my own, then what i poured from otherswhen they kooked yhey ither way.

pSTa for dinner the pices hurt.

SacDuc


How is it that I just had my first gin and tonic of the summer? Well, my first second and third. After a couple of beers. But still, how did it take this long?


sac
HATERS GONNA HATE.

Popeye the Sailor

Why did I drink all of the ingredients for vomit?
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

Stella

Quote from: MrIncredible on August 10, 2010, 07:26:30 PM
Why did I drink all of the ingredients for vomit?

[laugh]


And I had such a nice buzz going on (unfortunately not due to cider consumption) and then watched a 10 minute vid of Iraq & Afgan soldier's surprise homecomings.  Now I needs a box o' kleenex....   
"To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites." ~ Robert Heinlein

Kopfjager

#1918
Quote from: Stella on August 10, 2010, 10:16:44 PM
[laugh]


And I had such a nice buzz going on (unfortunately not due to cider consumption) and then watched a 10 minute vid of Iraq & Afgan soldier's surprise homecomings.  Now I needs a box o' kleenex....  

Kinda like this one.  ;)

Soldiers Surprising Their Loved Ones: PART ONE
Woohoohoohoo! Two personal records! For breath holding and number of sharks shot in the face.

Stella

Uh!  Yes!  That one!  But it was TEN minutes of it in my sappy buzzed stupor which turned to sobbing. 
I have it together now.   Tired but I have it together....      ;)
"To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites." ~ Robert Heinlein