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« Reply #1935 on: August 12, 2010, 04:13:16 PM »

I only smoke cigars, and only when I am having a drink or two...

I only smoke cirgars when I am driving a boat, not the acase tonight
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« Reply #1936 on: August 12, 2010, 04:15:43 PM »

I only smoke cirgars when I am driving a boat, not the acase tonight

does she object to being called a boat?
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« Reply #1937 on: August 12, 2010, 04:23:33 PM »

does she object to being called a boat?

Not sure, i guess i'll have to try to find out  Tongue
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« Reply #1938 on: August 15, 2010, 02:03:59 PM »

reporting to duty....

a couple 8.6% beers on a empty stomach make for a quick buzzzzzz

 chug
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« Reply #1939 on: August 15, 2010, 04:59:54 PM »

Long, fantastic day on two wheels, now settling in with Mr. Hornsby and this wonderful cider he makes.   drink

While it's prolly not up to snuff with the DIMBY cider, it's all I's gots, and it does me good.   waytogo







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I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

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« Reply #1940 on: August 15, 2010, 05:52:41 PM »

A combination of Dog Fish Head Imperial IPA and Flying Dog Imperial Porter makes me a drunken Ducster.
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« Reply #1941 on: August 15, 2010, 06:03:21 PM »

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm...  cider







 bacon
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I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

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« Reply #1942 on: September 01, 2010, 04:51:04 PM »

a drunk thread?

SRSLY?

what's wrong with this place?
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« Reply #1943 on: September 01, 2010, 04:52:56 PM »

a drunk thread?

SRSLY?

what's wrong with this place?

teddy's baaaaaaaaaack!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #1944 on: September 01, 2010, 05:12:47 PM »

Oh shit, lock up the cabinets boys!! 

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« Reply #1945 on: September 01, 2010, 05:57:53 PM »

go ahead!

I've got my own vodka-depleted cabinets! I don't need y'alls'  ... er... stuff
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« Reply #1946 on: September 01, 2010, 07:41:15 PM »

Wine down, wine to go....
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« Reply #1947 on: September 10, 2010, 06:36:47 PM »

Absinthe.  138 proof.  Nuff said.

JM
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« Reply #1948 on: September 10, 2010, 06:45:08 PM »

Hendricks Gin.

Hi Teddy. [waves]
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« Reply #1949 on: September 10, 2010, 06:59:48 PM »

Hendricks Gin.

Hi Teddy. [waves]



Hey Stu!

If I don't get some sleep soon I'll be tapping into my bbottle  waytogo

Shaker is in the freezer and cukes are on the counter  drink
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