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« Reply #2010 on: December 23, 2010, 04:12:39 PM »

I've got some Sailor Jerry and Coke waiting in the wings. Probably make the transition after one more Bushmills. There's also a case and a half of cheep beer in reserve for when I stop being able to taste anything at all.
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I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 
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« Reply #2011 on: December 23, 2010, 04:14:11 PM »

  Then it's MW2 time. 

That how you fly boys train?  Cheesy
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« Reply #2012 on: December 23, 2010, 04:58:04 PM »

That how you fly boys train?   Cheesy

Whatever douche.  

I'm more there to get my ass handed to me by a bunch of ten year olds...

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« Reply #2013 on: December 23, 2010, 04:59:11 PM »

I'm more there to get my ass handed to me by a bunch of ten year olds...

It's like Thailand all over again...
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« Reply #2014 on: December 23, 2010, 05:00:42 PM »

It's like Thailand all over again...

No no, that would be you get your hands all over a bunch of ten year old's asses.
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« Reply #2015 on: December 23, 2010, 07:10:21 PM »

I've got some Sailor Jerry and Coke waiting in the wings.

Why would you dilute good rum?

Sailor Jerry has a sailing hazard...


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« Reply #2016 on: December 23, 2010, 10:05:42 PM »

Why would you dilute good rum?

Because:

a) I have to function tomorrow.

and

b) I didn't know such elixer existed, and I was making do with what I had available.

Congratulations on having IZ decorate your tree.  cheeky
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« Reply #2017 on: December 26, 2010, 04:34:22 PM »

Because:

a) I have to function tomorrow.

and

b) I didn't know such elixer existed, and I was making do with what I had available.

Congratulations on having IZ decorate your tree.  cheeky

holy shit, buckethead is on our board! i love your music!



i other news. i buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. john daly's kick hiney. esp since you can make them in a 1:1 ratio
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Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

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« Reply #2018 on: December 26, 2010, 04:58:05 PM »

Holy shit! Knight's back!  chug

Aw, crap. Posted in the drunk thread. Looks like I have to start drinking now.  drink
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« Reply #2019 on: December 27, 2010, 09:39:09 PM »

Uh-Oh

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« Reply #2020 on: December 28, 2010, 05:56:53 AM »

Uh-Oh



REPORT!   Grin
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« Reply #2021 on: December 28, 2010, 04:03:46 PM »

made 'creme de menthe' nogg ... it will knock you of your shoes if not carefull ...
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« Reply #2022 on: December 28, 2010, 04:04:58 PM »

it will knock you of your shoes if not carefull ...

Guess so.

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« Reply #2023 on: December 28, 2010, 04:39:17 PM »

Evening.  High-gravity microbrews w/ rum shots between glasses.  Good way to celebrate I'm a third of a century old today!

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« Reply #2024 on: December 28, 2010, 04:42:26 PM »

Good way to celebrate I'm a third of a century old today!

JM

Congrats, and happy barfday!!

I'll raise a glass of single malt in your honor. 
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