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« Reply #2025 on: December 28, 2010, 04:46:06 PM »
That sounds like one of those combos that, despite initial reaction, is amazingly good.

Damned dangerous, too.  waytogo
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I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 
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« Reply #2026 on: December 28, 2010, 04:53:28 PM »
Thanks DRKWNG!

Buckethead - Yea, liquor & high-gravity can result in some craziness!

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« Reply #2027 on: December 28, 2010, 05:04:01 PM »
Oh, and, well,

Quote from: DRKWNG on December 28, 2010, 04:42:26 PM
Congrats, and happy barfday!!

what he said.  waytogo

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Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 06:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 
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« Reply #2028 on: December 29, 2010, 06:28:21 AM »
I was too drunkled to post last night, so I thought I'd just let ya know this morning....   Wink

A coupla bottles of Pinot Noir and good friends.   waytogo

Happy Birdy Day, JM!   Grin







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I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

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« Reply #2029 on: December 29, 2010, 04:32:17 PM »
Quote from: the_Journeyman on December 28, 2010, 04:39:17 PM
Evening.  High-gravity microbrews w/ rum shots between glasses.  Good way to celebrate I'm a third of a century old today!

JM

Even thought a bit late ... Happy Birthday ... Glad you enjoyed your drinks ...
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« Reply #2030 on: December 31, 2010, 03:42:12 PM »
Kicking things off with this tonight:


Sweet, smooth, and 11% ABV!!!

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« Reply #2031 on: December 31, 2010, 03:53:55 PM »
Quote from: DesmoLu on December 30, 2010, 09:28:22 PM
leftover hydrocodone prescription + a bottle of fino + haven't been able to be on the Board for way too long = druunken good night!   Grin

Howdy Lucretia!! Long time no hear from. Hope all is well. Happy New year and go EZ on the vicadin and wine. First time I was at my farm with the family after I broke my neck I fixed a great steak dinner and had my first bottle or merlot (or any wine/booze/beer) since the "incident". Dumbshit me forgot I had taken the prescribed 2 pills (I normally took just 1 for pain) right before cooking and eating dinner and I proceeded into knocking off damn near the whole bottle of wine myself. I kinda of stumbled into the bathroom and the last words I heard were "honey, are you all right". That was a few seconds before I lost my balance and fell backwards into the bathtub smacking the back of my head on the tiled wall. Just 3 three weeks after having 4 crushed neck vertebrae fused and wearing a full neck/chest/back brace. bang head Dumbshit award winner!! My wife totally freaked out because she couldn't get me out of the tub and wanted to call 911! laughingdp I was OK and crawled out under my own power and went straight to bed. Again, watch the Rx and vino!! laughingdp Vino! popcorn
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« Reply #2032 on: December 31, 2010, 06:39:46 PM »
Coconut eggnog .. instead of cream I used coconut milk ... it hides the rum even more and hits you like a hammer ...

the bubbly didn't make this year to my house ... wife said too much alcohol ... I need bubbly ...
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« Reply #2033 on: January 01, 2011, 06:46:43 PM »
Quote from: Darkmonster620 on December 31, 2010, 06:39:46 PM
Coconut eggnog .. instead of cream I used coconut milk ... it hides the rum even more and hits you like a hammer ...

btw, that is a traditional holiday drink in Puerto Rico - its called coquito and yes, its delicious. Try simmering the milk with some lime rinds and a few cinnamon sticks for extra awesomeness.
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« Reply #2034 on: January 01, 2011, 07:22:04 PM »
Quote from: DesmoLu on January 01, 2011, 06:46:43 PM
btw, that is a traditional holiday drink in Puerto Rico - its called coquito and yes, its delicious. Try simmering the milk with some lime rinds and a few cinnamon sticks for extra awesomeness.

yeah! all those enhancers made me have a big h.o. 2day ... nothing gatorade can't take of ...
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Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 07:34:34 AM
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« Reply #2035 on: January 01, 2011, 08:20:17 PM »
Quote from: the_Journeyman on December 31, 2010, 03:42:12 PM
Kicking things off with this tonight:


Sweet, smooth, and 11% ABV!!!

JM

Being from Mendocino I have to say that I haven't tried that one yet.
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« Reply #2036 on: January 01, 2011, 08:37:07 PM »
I would've posted last night but I found myself unable to after a Boddington's Pub Ale and 5 G&T's.  Might have been 6....  Counting goes out the window after like 3.   Grin
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« Reply #2037 on: January 01, 2011, 11:36:42 PM »
Quote from: Darkmonster620 on January 01, 2011, 07:22:04 PM
yeah! all those enhancers made me have a big h.o. 2day ... nothing gatorade can't take of ...

You're MUCH better off with an H.O. from that than from all the champagne being passed around last night. I make the beast with two backsing hate champagne!
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« Reply #2038 on: January 01, 2011, 11:42:47 PM »
Quote from: DesmoLu on January 01, 2011, 11:36:42 PM
You're MUCH better off with an H.O. from that than from all the champagne being passed around last night. I make the beast with two backsing hate champagne!

You need to sip a bit of Dom.  Wink
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« Reply #2039 on: January 01, 2011, 11:43:58 PM »
No, I've had the best of the best, really. Champagne and I just don't get along.

I'm much happier with the bourbon barrel aged micro brew that I'm sipping right now.
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