Ducati Monster Forum

powered by:
December 29, 2024, 02:50:14 AM *
Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
News: No Registration with MSN emails
 
   Home   Help Search Login Register  
* Discussion Boards
Introduce Yourself
FAQs and Policies

General Monster Forum
Remembering our friends...in Memorium
Riding Techniques
Tutorials
Tech
Accessories & Mods
Gear
Racing & Trackdays
Stolen Motorcycles

No Moto Content
Board Tech Issues

Local Club Boards
BOMb
RCP

* Sponsors
Valley Desmo Service
California Cycleworks
MotorcycleGear.Com
Monsterparts
Minor Sponsor Board
Sponsor Info

* Flea Market
Monsters for Sale
Monsters Wanted
Other Bikes
Parts for Sale
Parts Wanted
Gear for Sale
Misc for Sale/Wanted

Pages: 1 ... 143 144 [145] 146 147 ... 223   Go Down
« previous next »
  Print  
Author Topic: The DMF officiel "I've impaired myself” threed....  (Read 432460 times)
Buckethead
I have a little tiny cape that fits on my
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 5989
« Reply #2160 on: April 30, 2011, 07:50:18 PM »
In case any of you were wondering...

A cherry limeade from Sonic can cover the taste of an absolute make the beast with two backs ton of tequila.
Logged
Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 06:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 
DarkMonster620
According to some, a bottomless pit eating machine
Post Whore
******
Offline Offline

Posts: 38052


Enjoying the ride


WWW
« Reply #2161 on: May 07, 2011, 02:22:34 PM »
Wife's hooked on Spritzers ... bought 4 bottles of white wine ... cheap kind, bout $2.99/bottle from Argentina and 4 1 liter bottles of 7Up ... someone's gonna have a hangover 2morrow ... and it's not me ...
Logged
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 07:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
The Bacon Junkie
I have a Bacon Wrapped
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 9851


Save the brass...
« Reply #2162 on: May 08, 2011, 07:01:10 PM »
Since I apparently passed out on Sac Duc and Polpetta's living room floor with 135 pounds of fluffy dog sitting on me, I wasn't able to post, so I'll do it now... (from what I remember...)

We knocked off at least 4 bottles of Prosecco between us. 

On top of that, I got into the Di Saronno mixed with homemade Limoncello.  I had a couple, maybe 2-3 of those.

Then I found the Bourbon... Woodford's.  drool  Yeah, the Woodford's did me in.  Wink

So, according to Carl, his dog Bobo was sitting on my head as I was inspecting the inside of my eyelids on the floor.  Good times!  Grin




bacon
Logged
Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...
zarn02
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 2642
« Reply #2163 on: May 09, 2011, 05:48:20 AM »
I went to a pub crawl Saturday. While the drinking started around noon, I stayed pretty sober till around 9:00 or 9:30. Then things got turned up to 11.

The next morning I found this in my sent texts: "awezlree st tje moose."

I think that pretty well sums up the last parts of the evening.
Logged
"If it weren't for our gallows humor, we'd have nothing to hang our hopes on."
DarkMonster620
According to some, a bottomless pit eating machine
Post Whore
******
Offline Offline

Posts: 38052


Enjoying the ride


WWW
« Reply #2164 on: May 09, 2011, 06:26:35 AM »
Quote from: zarn02 on May 09, 2011, 05:48:20 AM
I went to a pub crawl Saturday. While the drinking started around noon, I stayed pretty sober till around 9:00 or 9:30. Then things got turned up to 11.

The next morning I found this in my sent texts: "awezlree st tje moose."

I think that pretty well sums up the last parts of the evening.

it looks like a very very good evening ...
Logged
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 07:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
Monsterlover
The best kind of whore is a
Post Whore
******
Offline Offline

Posts: 18377


I will save Skynet from Sarah Connor
« Reply #2165 on: May 09, 2011, 07:41:16 AM »
Quote from: zarn02 on May 09, 2011, 05:48:20 AM
I went to a pub crawl Saturday. While the drinking started around noon, I stayed pretty sober till around 9:00 or 9:30. Then things got turned up to 11.

The next morning I found this in my sent texts: "awezlree st tje moose."

I think that pretty well sums up the last parts of the evening.

laughingdplaughingdplaughingdplaughingdplaughingdp
Logged
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**
DRKWNG
Local Moderator
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 5136
« Reply #2166 on: May 09, 2011, 12:58:48 PM »
Quote from: zarn02 on May 09, 2011, 05:48:20 AM
"awezlree st tje moose."

 laughingdp laughingdp laughingdp laughingdp

Who'd you send it to, and what was their reaction?
Logged
And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

Being faster than you thought possible…it feels good. No, screw that—it feels like shotgunning a gallon of adrenaline and chasing it with an all-night orgy aboard a burning Viking boat.
zarn02
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 2642
« Reply #2167 on: May 09, 2011, 02:02:55 PM »
My buddies wife. She'd texted me (he doesn't have a cell) to see where we were at, since she'd gotten off work and was going to join the crawl. Her response was "Are those words?"

Also, there is no bar in that town called 'Moose.'

There is a bar called 'The Noose.'

We weren't even at that bar.
Logged
"If it weren't for our gallows humor, we'd have nothing to hang our hopes on."
Monsterlover
The best kind of whore is a
Post Whore
******
Offline Offline

Posts: 18377


I will save Skynet from Sarah Connor
« Reply #2168 on: May 09, 2011, 03:40:20 PM »
You didn't wake up in a bath tub with a Mike Tyson face tattoo did you?

laughingdp
Logged
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**
The Bacon Junkie
I have a Bacon Wrapped
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 9851


Save the brass...
« Reply #2169 on: May 09, 2011, 04:25:26 PM »
...or missing a kidney?




bacon
Logged
Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...
DarkMonster620
According to some, a bottomless pit eating machine
Post Whore
******
Offline Offline

Posts: 38052


Enjoying the ride


WWW
« Reply #2170 on: May 09, 2011, 04:27:26 PM »
or a new piercing..
Logged
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 07:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
Randimus Maximus
Local Moderator
Post Whore
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 11281

'01 996SPS
« Reply #2171 on: May 09, 2011, 04:28:44 PM »
that is pretty awesome, Zarn!

 chug

Hope your head wasn't hurting too much the next day.
Logged
Quote from: Jacob on June 06, 2011, 11:07:02 AM
you may be a god
Rufus120
Sr. Member
****
Offline Offline

Posts: 399
« Reply #2172 on: May 12, 2011, 12:47:25 AM »
Not sure if I'm even drunk enough to qualify, but I would love to vent like crazy currently.  I will spare the board by just saying. FML
Logged
KnightofNi
Lift my kilt to see my
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 8020


still wearing the tin foil hat


WWW
« Reply #2173 on: May 13, 2011, 09:23:28 PM »
i have missed a few times here.

but it was ok, i think it means i have a life outside of the internets. but not tonight!

tonight i are drunkled and coming here.

i love you guys. hahaha laughingdp
Logged
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 04:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)
KnightofNi
Lift my kilt to see my
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 8020


still wearing the tin foil hat


WWW
« Reply #2174 on: May 27, 2011, 07:57:05 PM »
i just made a pb&j with marshmallow fluff for extra empty calories.


make the beast with two backs YOU DIET.



though the vodka i've been drinking doens't help either.
oops.


also..HI EVERYBODY!
Logged
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 04:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)
Pages: 1 ... 143 144 [145] 146 147 ... 223   Go Up
  Print  
« previous next »
 
Jump to:  


Powered by MySQL Powered by PHP Powered by SMF 1.1.21 | SMF © 2015, Simple Machines
Simple Audio Video Embedder 		Valid XHTML 1.0! Valid CSS!
SimplePortal 2.1.1