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« Reply #2220 on: June 27, 2011, 05:21:31 PM »

So, friend of my wife gave us the "Awesome" (in her words) drink to make.  You take a lot of crushed ice, a little tequila & margarita mix, then pour a Corona over it. It was so bad I added more tequila.  My wife didn't like hers, so rather than waste good alcohol, I drank them both.

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« Reply #2221 on: June 27, 2011, 06:43:42 PM »

Like a good soldier in the war against full glasses and bottles should

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« Reply #2222 on: June 27, 2011, 06:45:30 PM »

So good, I went and made another to finish off the tequila/ice/mixer still in the freezer.  I'm good and warm now.

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« Reply #2223 on: June 27, 2011, 06:56:40 PM »

You just got promoted to Sargent.
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« Reply #2224 on: June 27, 2011, 07:10:12 PM »

If I go for another promotion, it could possibly be Sergeant Ralph...  Grin  Granted it's decent tequila, so I should be good for at least one more promotion!!! drink

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« Reply #2225 on: June 28, 2011, 06:25:26 AM »

last night was the 2nd anniv of my fav bar in philly.

$2 drafts...my bill was $15
that doesn't include the free beers and shots that we got.

beers were .5L each
should have been here.

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« Reply #2226 on: June 29, 2011, 08:38:16 PM »

i don now what heppened, but theree was a boltle of peonot grigri and all the glass wasw in the dishwasher.

so there was haf a bittle left and i decisied what the heell?!  Vino!

so i drankwexd it.

son then i I was deceded to post a post an poszt it..   Grin Grin



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« Reply #2227 on: June 30, 2011, 05:23:03 AM »

Same thing happened to a bottle of Chianti and Toscana that my wife and I found.

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« Reply #2228 on: June 30, 2011, 06:23:49 AM »

was going to play beer monopoly last night....couldn't find the monopoly board so we played drinking memory.

it was fun.

no hangover today either!
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Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)
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« Reply #2229 on: June 30, 2011, 06:28:36 AM »

What are the rules for beer Monopoly?  My wife and I have about 10 different types of Monopoly.

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« Reply #2230 on: June 30, 2011, 06:30:56 AM »

What are the rules for beer Monopoly?  My wife and I have about 10 different types of Monopoly.

JM

since we didn't find the game we didn't bother making rules. lol
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Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)
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« Reply #2231 on: June 30, 2011, 08:17:42 AM »

I do have one called "Brewopoly" where you buy and sell Microbreweries.

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« Reply #2232 on: June 30, 2011, 10:11:35 AM »

I do have one called "Brewopoly" where you buy and sell Microbreweries.

JM

but do you drink at certain points while playing?
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Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

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« Reply #2233 on: June 30, 2011, 10:55:08 AM »

but do you drink at certain points while playing?

Every time you roll an even number you drink.

Every time you land on a space after rolling an odd number, you drink.
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« Reply #2234 on: June 30, 2011, 04:21:24 PM »

but do you drink at certain points while playing?

We haven't, but that might change soon!

Every time you roll an even number you drink.

Every time you land on a space after rolling an odd number, you drink.

Everybody gets toasty with those rules!   drink  Vino!

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