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Re: The DMF officiel "I'm druunk" threed....
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June 27, 2011, 05:21:31 PM »
So, friend of my wife gave us the "Awesome" (in her words) drink to make. You take a lot of crushed ice, a little tequila & margarita mix, then pour a Corona over it. It was so bad I added more tequila. My wife didn't like hers, so rather than waste good alcohol, I drank them both.
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June 27, 2011, 06:43:42 PM »
Like a good soldier in the war against full glasses and bottles should
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So good, I went and made another to finish off the tequila/ice/mixer still in the freezer. I'm good and warm now.
JM
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Quote from: r_ciao on January 28, 2011, 10:30:29 AM
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You just got promoted to Sargent.
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"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer. A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman. A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist." -Louis Nizer**
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June 27, 2011, 07:10:12 PM »
If I go for another promotion, it could possibly be Sergeant Ralph...
Granted it's decent tequila, so I should be good for at least one more promotion!!!
JM
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Quote from: r_ciao on January 28, 2011, 10:30:29 AM
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Re: The DMF officiel "I'm druunk" threed....
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June 28, 2011, 06:25:26 AM »
last night was the 2nd anniv of my fav bar in philly.
$2 drafts...my bill was $15
that doesn't include the free beers and shots that we got.
beers were .5L each
should have been here.
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Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 04:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.
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Re: The DMF officiel "I'm druunk" threed....
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June 29, 2011, 08:38:16 PM »
i don now what heppened, but theree was a boltle of peonot grigri and all the glass wasw in the dishwasher.
so there was haf a bittle left and i decisied what the heell?!
so i drankwexd it.
son then i I was deceded to post a post an poszt it..
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Re: The DMF officiel "I'm druunk" threed....
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June 30, 2011, 05:23:03 AM »
Same thing happened to a bottle of Chianti and Toscana that my wife and I found.
JM
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Quote from: r_ciao on January 28, 2011, 10:30:29 AM
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Re: The DMF officiel "I'm druunk" threed....
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was going to play beer monopoly last night....couldn't find the monopoly board so we played drinking memory.
it was fun.
no hangover today either!
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Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 04:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.
now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)
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Re: The DMF officiel "I'm druunk" threed....
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June 30, 2011, 06:28:36 AM »
What are the rules for beer Monopoly? My wife and I have about 10 different types of Monopoly.
JM
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Quote from: r_ciao on January 28, 2011, 10:30:29 AM
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Re: The DMF officiel "I'm druunk" threed....
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Quote from: the_Journeyman on June 30, 2011, 06:28:36 AM
What are the rules for beer Monopoly? My wife and I have about 10 different types of Monopoly.
JM
since we didn't find the game we didn't bother making rules. lol
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Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 04:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.
now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)
the_Journeyman
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Re: The DMF officiel "I'm druunk" threed....
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June 30, 2011, 08:17:42 AM »
I do have one called "Brewopoly" where you buy and sell Microbreweries.
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Quote from: r_ciao on January 28, 2011, 10:30:29 AM
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KnightofNi
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Re: The DMF officiel "I'm druunk" threed....
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Quote from: the_Journeyman on June 30, 2011, 08:17:42 AM
I do have one called "Brewopoly" where you buy and sell Microbreweries.
JM
but do you drink at certain points while playing?
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Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 04:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.
now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)
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Quote from: KnightofNi on June 30, 2011, 10:11:35 AM
but do you drink at certain points while playing?
Every time you roll an even number you drink.
Every time you land on a space after rolling an odd number, you drink.
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Re: The DMF officiel "I'm druunk" threed....
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Quote from: KnightofNi on June 30, 2011, 10:11:35 AM
but do you drink at certain points while playing?
We haven't, but that might change soon!
Quote from: zarn02 on June 30, 2011, 10:55:08 AM
Every time you roll an even number you drink.
Every time you land on a space after rolling an odd number, you drink.
Everybody gets toasty with those rules!
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Quote from: r_ciao on January 28, 2011, 10:30:29 AM
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