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Re: The DMF officiel "I'm druunk" threed....
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No class tomorrow.
Watching a movie while I eat dinner, then killing the shit out of some zombies on Dead Island.
Drinking the whoooooooole time.
Shutting my alarm clock off... NOW!
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I have some Dow's Ruby Port. I'll be sleeping in.
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Quote from: the_Journeyman on October 07, 2011, 07:09:28 PM
I have some Dow's Ruby Port. I'll be sleeping in.
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Nice of you to visit ... still not hammered enough to write here ,.. gimme a while
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Carlos
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Re: The DMF officiel "I'm druunk" threed....
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Went to the local fisho, got some beautiful prawns, bit of beer, saturday arvo, Formula 1 and Bathurst (look it up you foreigners) qualifying on TV, shit weather outside, waddya do?
See a clip of Bathurst here...
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Quote from: brimo on October 07, 2011, 10:07:59 PM
Went to the local fisho, got some beautiful prawns, bit of beer, saturday arvo, Formula 1 and Bathurst (look it up you foreigners) qualifying on TV, shit weather outside, waddya do?
See a clip of Bathurst here...
Yes, please!
That was tense, and there wasn't even anyone else on the road.
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Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 06:29:35 AM
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Yeah they do that for 1000km (620 miles).
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"The make the beast with two backsin monkey started it..."
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Quote from: brimo on October 08, 2011, 02:17:11 AM
Yeah they do that for 1000km (620 miles).
I'll get that race taped from Speed .. I follow the series ... Go Red ! ! !
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Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 07:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
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Quote from: Moto Mecanica PTY on October 08, 2011, 03:45:20 AM
Go Red ! ! !
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make the beast with two backs. I just spilled the best part of a pint of beer on the carpet
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Quote from: ungeheuer on October 08, 2011, 04:25:15 AM
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make the beast with two backs. I just spilled the best part of a pint of beer on the carpet
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If it was not your b-day I'll tell you to go run around your block 5 times carrying a full rack of them ! ! ! !
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Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 07:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
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Re: The DMF officiel "I'm druunk" threed....
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What does a $9 bottle of vanilla vodka mix well with? Boredom, retrogression, failed attempts to feel nineteen again?
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do you feel 'chic and in vogue?'
then mixes with 'stickyornoseupyourass' ..
just joking ... no idea, mix with milk?
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Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 07:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
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Quote from: zarn02 on October 08, 2011, 10:28:54 PM
What does a $9 bottle of vanilla vodka mix well with? Boredom, retrogression, failed attempts to feel nineteen again?
Stomach acids
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Re: The DMF officiel "I'm druunk" threed....
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Quote from: zarn02 on October 08, 2011, 10:28:54 PM
What does a $9 bottle of vanilla vodka mix well with? Boredom, retrogression, failed attempts to feel nineteen again?
omgwtf?
I'm so sorry...
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Quote from: teddy037.3 on October 08, 2011, 10:33:48 PM
omgwtf?
I'm so sorry...
The liquor store in my current town is a tragedy, and I needed a change of pace from cheap beer.
Quote from: Moto Mecanica PTY on October 08, 2011, 10:30:04 PM
do you feel 'chic and in vogue?'
Those aren't quite the adjectives I'd use.
Quote from: Moto Mecanica PTY on October 08, 2011, 10:30:04 PM
just joking ... no idea, mix with milk?
I opted to mix it with a freezer, and then an empty glass.
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Re: The DMF officiel "I'm druunk" threed....
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Quote from: zarn02 on October 08, 2011, 10:39:12 PM
The liquor store in my current town is a tragedy, and I needed a change of pace from cheap beer.
Those aren't quite the adjectives I'd use.
I opted to mix it with a freezer, and then an empty glass.
I had assumed that you didn't feel like that ...
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Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 07:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
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