PISSING MATCH THREAD!!

Started by SacDuc, July 27, 2010, 01:19:11 PM

Previous topic - Next topic

cyrus buelton

It's all about you betty  [thumbsup]
No Longer the most hated DMF Member.

By joining others Hate Clubs, it boosts my self-esteem.

1999 M750 (joint ownership)
2004 S4r (mineeee)
2008 KLR650 (wifey's bike, but I steal it)

Kopfjager

Woohoohoohoo! Two personal records! For breath holding and number of sharks shot in the face.

Rameses

Quote from: ducatiz on July 29, 2010, 05:15:51 AM
of course, it is a matter of taste and maintenance.

i do not decry the boricuan big booty, but it is not my taste.




It's not my taste either.

And this particular Puerto Rican doesn't fit that mold.

Tan skin, dark hair, dark eyes.

But very slender and athletic.

And no accent.  She moved here when she was very young.

I didn't know she was born in PR until I'd known her for a while, so it blew my mind the first time I heard her speak perfect Spanish.


Rameses

Quote from: cyrus buelton on July 29, 2010, 07:54:48 AM

I was in Amsterdam in 2002 and I recall from local reading that other than marijuana/hash and magic mushrooms, everything else carried a very stiff penalty. However, the park you describe seems to supersede the seedy allies that dominate the red light district.



Wait.

Wait.

Shrooms are legal in Amsterdam??

How did I not know that?



ducatiz

Quote from: Rameses on July 30, 2010, 11:36:40 PM


Wait.

Wait.

Shrooms are legal in Amsterdam??

How did I not know that?




um


you need to get out more?

Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

cyrus buelton

Quote from: Rameses on July 30, 2010, 11:36:40 PM
Wait.

Wait.

Shrooms are legal in Amsterdam??

How did I not know that?

Wasn't that common knowledge?

I forget what they call them, though. Space something or another.

Dude, if you want to get high, hallucinate (I never tried the magic mushrooms while there.....not my thing), and visit a very cool city with a lot of history...........go for it  [thumbsup]

If you watched the world cup, the big video monitors they had set up was right out infront of the Rijkes Museum (at least it looked liked it) which is the Netherlands National Museum. Very cool. Lots of artwork. Hell, Ducpainter would even like it as lots of Rembrandt work in there, but again......he was just another painter.

Right up the road is the Van Gogh Museum; There must be 1,000 of his self portraits there.

Then of course for the sombering visit, you can go to the house where Anne Frank and her family was hiding during WWII.

You are guaranteed to walk out with tears in your eyes to see what it must have been like, so if that is not your thing to see, then I wouldn't recommend going.

All in the Leidsplein District.....which is where I would recommend staying. PM if you want more details.
No Longer the most hated DMF Member.

By joining others Hate Clubs, it boosts my self-esteem.

1999 M750 (joint ownership)
2004 S4r (mineeee)
2008 KLR650 (wifey's bike, but I steal it)

The Bacon Junkie

Quote from: cyrus buelton on July 31, 2010, 04:49:03 AM
Wasn't that common knowledge?

I forget what they call them, though. Space something or another.

Dude, if you want to get high, hallucinate (I never tried the magic mushrooms while there.....not my thing), and visit a very cool city with a lot of history...........go for it  [thumbsup]

If you watched the world cup, the big video monitors they had set up was right out infront of the Rijkes Museum (at least it looked liked it) which is the Netherlands National Museum. Very cool. Lots of artwork. Hell, Ducpainter would even like it as lots of Rembrandt work in there, but again......he was just another painter.

Right up the road is the Van Gogh Museum; There must be 1,000 of his self portraits there.

Then of course for the sombering visit, you can go to the house where Anne Frank and her family was hiding during WWII.

You are guaranteed to walk out with tears in your eyes to see what it must have been like, so if that is not your thing to see, then I wouldn't recommend going.

All in the Leidsplein District.....which is where I would recommend staying. PM if you want more details.


I thought this was a pissing thread... Why the Hell is everyone being so nice?! WTF??

I've been lurking, enjoying all the pissed off banter, but all this namby-pamby touchy-feel-good crap has got to go!   >:(




;D






[bacon]
Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...

cyrus buelton

bacon is awful.


(that should insight some sort of riot)
No Longer the most hated DMF Member.

By joining others Hate Clubs, it boosts my self-esteem.

1999 M750 (joint ownership)
2004 S4r (mineeee)
2008 KLR650 (wifey's bike, but I steal it)

Randimus Maximus

Quote from: cyrus buelton on July 31, 2010, 02:15:44 PM
turkey bacon is awful.


(that should insight some sort of riot)

fixed.

And there is a thread for that discussion.

The Bacon Junkie

Quote from: cyrus buelton on July 31, 2010, 02:15:44 PM
bacon is awful.


(that should insight some sort of riot)

I'm actually a nice guy in person... I just come off as an asshole online.   :-*


Oh, wait... You were talking about fried pig, not me... Right?
RIGHT??!!    ;)
Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...

lethe

Quote from: Junkie of Bacon on July 31, 2010, 02:46:35 PM
I'm actually a nice guy in person... I just come off as an asshole online.   :-*


Oh, wait... You were talking about fried pig, not me... Right?
RIGHT??!!    ;)

I think he was talking shit about both you and your meal.

Yeah, he went there!
'05 Monster 620
'86 FZ600
'05 KTM SMC 625

The Bacon Junkie

Oh yeah?! Well at least I didn't do that stupid thing that you did one time, at that place, with those people watching... So there! 














I actually have no clue what the Hell I'm talkin' about.  Never been very good at this sort of thing.  :P
Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...

lethe

Quote from: Junkie of Bacon on July 31, 2010, 02:58:22 PM
Oh yeah?! Well at least I didn't do that stupid thing that you did one time, at that place, with those people watching... So there! 














I actually have no clue what the Hell I'm talkin' about.  Never been very good at this sort of thing.  :P
[bang] the force is not strong in this one
'05 Monster 620
'86 FZ600
'05 KTM SMC 625

The Bacon Junkie

...and another thing...


Ah, screw it.

I'm gonna eat some more bacon.  Bacon makes everything better.  Especially Bacon.





[bacon]
Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...

lethe

Quote from: Junkie of Bacon on July 31, 2010, 03:02:34 PM
...and another thing...


Ah, screw it.

I'm gonna eat some more bacon.  Bacon makes everything better.  Especially Bacon.





[bacon]
Envision in your mind, the evil JudDDddD stealing your bacon and defiling it. Surely you'd have harsh feelings you'd need to express
'05 Monster 620
'86 FZ600
'05 KTM SMC 625