Monsterlover SMASH!

Started by Monsterlover, August 19, 2010, 01:09:42 PM

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Popeye the Sailor

"Hang on, lemme get my tool"
"That's not a tool, that's a gawdamn brick!"
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

Veloce-Fino

Quote from: MrIncredible on August 19, 2010, 04:36:06 PM
"Hang on, lemme get my tool"
"That's not a tool, that's a gawdamn brick!"


Haha, I can actually see this happening.

Brick, the original multi-tool
Is this thing on?

El Matador

Quote from: MrIncredible on August 19, 2010, 04:36:06 PM
"Hang on, lemme get my tool"
"That's not a tool, that's a gawdamn brick!"

Nice GI60S ref.

TJR178

GRRRR!  That pisses me off to see that.  Sorry man.  Hope it gets fixed well.  I hate it when people screw with your personal shit.

You know, you can hire me as a sniper.  Maybe I'll just do that as a thank you for helping me put my bike bits in.  I have camo, face paint, and a variety of weaponry, so you don't have to supply me with anything.

Monsterlover

You can setup on my roof...
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

herm

bummer kevin...

i approve of the sniper/surveillance plan by the way.
If you drive the nicest car in the neighborhood, work in a cash business, and don't pay taxes, you're either a preacher or a drug dealer...

lethe

I'm sure I could help cobble together some remote control guns, hell get some of that fancy facial recognition software and let it do it's own thing. What could go wrong?
'05 Monster 620
'86 FZ600
'05 KTM SMC 625

DoubleEagle

That kinda shit really burns my ass !

I can't tell you how many times my Mailbox has been knocked of it's post.

I finally quit putting up a fixed mailbox so when the bastards hit it now the box goes flyin' but usually doesn't get completely obliterated.

It looks like hell but I don't have to keep buying a new mailbox.

Being out in the country I'm a perfect target for the bastards.

It could be the same person or random people over the years.

Sorry to see your situation is much more serious than a bunch of Mailboxes.

Dolph

'08 Ducati 1098 R    '09 BMW K 1300 GT   '10 BMW S 1000 RR

Shortest sentence...." I am "   Longest sentence ... " I Do "

Veloce-Fino

Quote from: DoubleEagle on August 20, 2010, 06:07:44 PM
That kinda shit really burns my ass !

I can't tell you how many times my Mailbox has been knocked of it's post.

I finally quit putting up a fixed mailbox so when the bastards hit it now the box goes flyin' but usually doesn't get completely obliterated.

It looks like hell but I don't have to keep buying a new mailbox.

Being out in the country I'm a perfect target for the bastards.

It could be the same person or random people over the years.

Sorry to see your situation is much more serious than a bunch of Mailboxes.

Dolph



Same problem in my area. My neighbor built his mailbox out of old black steel pipe with a big pipe on top of two smaller pipes in the ground. That was the end of the broken mailbox's for him.
Is this thing on?

Monsterlover

You need to make your mailbox look like all your past boxes

except build the new one with 4" pipe and plate steel

;D

that's what I'd do

Itll be the last time it gets hit
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

Monsterlover

Doh!

VF beat me to the punch
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

He Man

you should toss a brick at a neighbor your not to fond off and then say YOU TOO???

Veloce-Fino

Quote from: Monsterlover on August 20, 2010, 06:26:14 PM
Doh!

VF beat me to the punch

Too slow
Quote from: He Man on August 20, 2010, 06:32:06 PM
you should toss a brick at a neighbor your not to fond off and then say YOU TOO???

Hilarious.
Is this thing on?

herm

Quote from: DoubleEagle on August 20, 2010, 06:07:44 PM
That kinda shit really burns my ass !

I can't tell you how many times my Mailbox has been knocked of it's post.

I finally quit putting up a fixed mailbox so when the bastards hit it now the box goes flyin' but usually doesn't get completely obliterated.

It looks like hell but I don't have to keep buying a new mailbox.

Being out in the country I'm a perfect target for the bastards.

It could be the same person or random people over the years.

Sorry to see your situation is much more serious than a bunch of Mailboxes.

Dolph



haha,...that reminds me.

when i worked in colorado, we had a problem with some punks thinking it was fun to run over our mail box (at work.) after the third time resetting it in a month, we got pissed.

dug a 4 foot deep by 4 foot wide hole, and (if memory serves me) set a 6x4x3/8th  inch pipe in reinforced concrete, complete with a bunch of rebar left over from the installation of a 100 foot tall radio tower pad behind the apparatus building. then we slid a smaller diameter 8 foot pipe into that, and attached the mail box.

the hope was that we would find the bumper and license plate of the offenders wrapped around the mail box. failing that, at least we would not have to dig up and replace the post all the time.

there did end up being some new scuffs added to the post, and it got a little bent, but never did find a bumper sitting next to it. and never had to replant the post either.
If you drive the nicest car in the neighborhood, work in a cash business, and don't pay taxes, you're either a preacher or a drug dealer...

Goat_Herder

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Quote from: herm on August 21, 2010, 12:44:50 PM
dug a 4 foot deep by 4 foot wide hole...
Why didn't you just dig a bigger hole, cover it up with sticks and leaves.  You could have trapped that bastard.

ML, sorry sh*t like this had to happen.  When I was in college, my dorm was next to a park.  One afternoon, I noticed a softball in the back of my 83 RX-7.  Apparently some kids were playing a pickup softball game and the ball went thru the rear quarter-panel window.  They all took off.  Luckily it was a tiny window, not the back hatch...  Still, pissed me the hell off!  Money I didn't need to spend...
Goat Herder (Tony)
2003 Ducati Monster 620 - Yellow SOLD
2007 Ducati Monster S2R1000 - Black KILLED
2007 Ducati Monster S2R1000 - Red