"Scuse me while I whip this out"

Started by Billyzoom, August 23, 2010, 07:05:37 PM

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duccarlos

Quote from: mstevens on August 26, 2010, 04:57:12 AM
Well, first you need a wagon full of hay.

Second, of course, you need Teri Garr at 29.

Get those together then I'll talk to your wife.

I would pay for the time machine for this.
Quote from: polivo on November 16, 2011, 12:18:55 PM
my keyboard just served me with paternity suit.

spolic

My wife loves both movies.  ;D  But she is so so on the Producers.

What would people say?

They'd say..."wooh wooh whooH wooH WHOOOH!"



Zat means zat he vould have an enormous schwantzstooker.

Well that goes with out saying.

Woof!



You use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore.
He man, where are all the ads?

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Quote from: superjohn on August 26, 2010, 06:28:15 AM
Mongo only pawn in game of life.

[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] Reading that was as funny as the movie line.
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gojira


Awesome movie! [thumbsup]  Howard Johnson is right!  [laugh]

There was an interview with Burt Gilliam a few years ago on its anniversary (30th?) about the bean scene and how Mel needed everyone to let'em rip on cue!  [laugh]

I've always wondered what would happen if something like this was made today. It's probably doubtful if it could be made with all the sensitivities and political correctness.  [roll]  BTW another un-PC movie is the original Bad News Bears - classic!  [thumbsup]  Blazing Saddles was such an eye-opener that a friend in the industry pointed out no one would touch Westerns for next 25 years!  [laugh]

It's also too bad the Producers and Young Frankenstein are not on stage any longer. Definitely catch those if they roll into town again.  [thumbsup]


duccarlos

Quote from: gojira on August 26, 2010, 08:57:20 AM
It's also too bad the Producers and Young Frankenstein are not on stage any longer. Definitely catch those if they roll into town again.  [thumbsup]

What do you mean? Young Frankestein will be playing in Palm Beach at the end of this year. Spamalot will be playing soon too.
Quote from: polivo on November 16, 2011, 12:18:55 PM
my keyboard just served me with paternity suit.

cokey

To my unfortunate surprise, I realize I've never seen blazing saddles. Will be watching it asap..
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Quote from: cokey on August 26, 2010, 09:27:20 AM
To my unfortunate surprise, I realize I've never seen blazing saddles. Will be watching it asap..

What?? Fail!!
Quote from: polivo on November 16, 2011, 12:18:55 PM
my keyboard just served me with paternity suit.

gojira


Quote from: duccarlos on August 26, 2010, 09:02:59 AM
What do you mean? Young Frankestein will be playing in Palm Beach at the end of this year. Spamalot will be playing soon too.

I was referring to Broadway. I've found the traveling productions are never quite exactly the same look and feel as the originals. Not that they're bad productions; some are brilliantly enhanced in their own way for a more positive experience, but I'm more of a purist looking to Broadway's (and West End) productions as the standards.


fastwin

Ahhh... The Producers. That's right up there at the top for sure. Now I'll probably be humming "Spring Time For Hitler" all afternoon! Thanks a lot!! [laugh]

My wife's not particularly racially sensitive and she's only 41. Blazing Saddles does such an awesome job of insulting every person on the planet that racial sensitivity doesn't even count. [laugh] I rest my case on her DNA strand having no humor genes. Some women have them some don't. I didn't pick up on this during the informative dating years. Her handicap only became apparent after the "I do". I'm thinking about starting a non profit foundation to help others out there with this disturbing condition. Most don't even realize they are suffering from this malady until it's brought to their attention by others. Then the denial phase is initiated. There are several phases but it always begins with "what do you mean I don't have a sense of humor!" Viewing Blazing Saddles may well be part of the evaluation process... as well as the cure! [laugh]

Kopfjager

Quote from: fastwin on August 26, 2010, 09:53:43 AM
Viewing Blazing Saddles may well be part of the evaluation process... as well as the cure! [laugh]

This would need to be done, by viewing "them" watching the movie. Either tapped or from another room without
them knowing.  :D
Woohoohoohoo! Two personal records! For breath holding and number of sharks shot in the face.

spolic

Quote from: fastwin on August 26, 2010, 09:53:43 AM
Blazing Saddles does such an awesome job of insulting every person on the planet that racial sensitivity doesn't even count.

Alright. We'll take the ni___ers and the chinks, but not the Irish!

What are you crazy. Can't you see that man is a ni.

Why do I always get one that's warped?

I get no kick from cocaine.

in a really high pitched voice be careful Bart.

Without the help of Richard Pryor I don't think it would have been as funny.


He man, where are all the ads?

ngk12

Quote from: cokey on August 26, 2010, 09:27:20 AM
To my unfortunate surprise, I realize I've never seen blazing saddles. Will be watching it asap..
congrats... i think you may be the only person to be able to say that

lethe

Quote from: gojira on August 26, 2010, 09:32:52 AM
I was referring to Broadway. I've found the traveling productions are never quite exactly the same look and feel as the originals. Not that they're bad productions; some are brilliantly enhanced in their own way for a more positive experience, but I'm more of a purist looking to Broadway's (and West End) productions as the standards.


I did service at Hilton Theatre in Times Square when it was there, I got tickets for a pair of dead center seats, 4 or 5 rows back from the front. Afterward, we hung back and waited for the guy there I know to bring us up on the stage where I showed my wife all the sets and then I brought her downstairs to the dressing rooms to show her that.
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Quote from: cokey on August 26, 2010, 09:27:20 AM
To my unfortunate surprise, I realize I've never seen blazing saddles. Will be watching it asap..

big make the beast with two backsin fail dude.. what were you doing?  sewing buttons?
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