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« Reply #135 on: March 31, 2011, 02:33:13 PM »

Man, I've been wanting to go back to Africa for a while now, and that video just makes it all the worse...
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« Reply #136 on: April 04, 2011, 01:20:22 PM »

http://www.bikeexif.com/ducati-sportclassic
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« Reply #137 on: April 05, 2011, 04:06:00 AM »


uhhhhh....there's a mistake in that one...

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....Add to that equation uprated brakes, Ducati 999R wheels and optimized Öhlins suspension, and ....

I don't think those are 999R wheels....

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« Reply #138 on: April 05, 2011, 07:27:03 PM »

and your installment of audio-pr0n: JS Racing Ducati Supermono 598 JSR11 Dyno Run
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« Reply #139 on: April 06, 2011, 03:26:46 AM »

uhhhhh....there's a mistake in that one...

I don't think those are 999R wheels....
or even 999/749 wheels at all, for that matter. probably not firing on all cylinders at the time of writing.

even with those wheels tho, SEXY SEXY SEXY bike! drool
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« Reply #140 on: April 06, 2011, 10:32:24 AM »



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« Reply #141 on: April 07, 2011, 08:35:00 AM »

EBR 1190RS:

http://www.cycleworld.com/motorcycle_news/first_looks_articles/11q1/erik_buell_racing_ebr_1190rs_-_first_look

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« Reply #142 on: April 26, 2011, 08:13:35 AM »

And now for something entirely different: 1928 Moto Guzzi GT 500 "Norge".



This was probably the most groundbreaking bike in the world when it came out. And I will be forever amazed by the incredible feat they managed: riding all the way up to Nordkapp (in 1928!!) Shocked
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« Reply #143 on: April 27, 2011, 06:23:38 AM »

Speaking of Guzzis...

this one from Matt @ Machine:

http://www.bikeexif.com/moto-guzzi-le-mans

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« Reply #144 on: April 27, 2011, 06:58:07 AM »

It's... perfect...
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« Reply #145 on: April 27, 2011, 10:00:42 AM »

Agreed. The pipes and tank and tailsection are awesome. The mirror is out of place, but I think I remember him saying he did that because of Aussie laws or something.
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« Reply #146 on: April 28, 2011, 05:15:51 AM »

Just in time to celebrate their 90th anniversary, Guzzi has released their own branded toolset  waytogo

http://www.flickr.com/photos/belfastguzzi/5298946262/#in/set-72157625688157804/

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« Reply #147 on: April 28, 2011, 10:05:48 AM »

Where's the front hand-crank to start that tractor!?
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« Reply #148 on: April 28, 2011, 12:51:52 PM »

Where's the front hand-crank to start that tractor!?

Right there front center laughingdp


Here's a very nice restyling of a Griso (details here: http://www.officinerossopuro.it/index-calibro11.html)



I should really stop wanking off to Guzzis and just buy one! laughingdp
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« Reply #149 on: April 28, 2011, 02:27:50 PM »



That is nice.  Like everything other than the headlight.
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Being faster than you thought possible…it feels good. No, screw that—it feels like shotgunning a gallon of adrenaline and chasing it with an all-night orgy aboard a burning Viking boat.
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