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Started by The Mad King Pepe', September 02, 2010, 06:01:02 AM

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DRKWNG

#135
March 31, 2011, 03:33:13 PM
Man, I've been wanting to go back to Africa for a while now, and that video just makes it all the worse...
And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

Being faster than you thought possible…it feels good. No, screw thatâ€"it feels like shotgunning a gallon of adrenaline and chasing it with an all-night orgy aboard a burning Viking boat.

tocino

#136
April 04, 2011, 02:20:22 PM
"Purchase this fine motorbike and you will find yourself swimming in a ocean of pre-feminist, lose-moraled women in see-through clothing without any buttons." - PipeBurn

zooom

#137
April 05, 2011, 05:06:00 AM
Quote from: tocino on April 04, 2011, 02:20:22 PM
http://www.bikeexif.com/ducati-sportclassic

uhhhhh....there's a mistake in that one...

Quote....Add to that equation uprated brakes, Ducati 999R wheels and optimized Öhlins suspension, and ....

I don't think those are 999R wheels....

99 Cagiva Gran Canyon-"FOR SALE", PM for details.
98 Monster 900(trackpregnant dog-soon to be made my Fiancee's upgrade streetbike)
2010 KTM 990 SM-T

tocino

#138
April 05, 2011, 08:27:03 PM
and your installment of audio-pr0n: JS Racing Ducati Supermono 598 JSR11 Dyno Run
"Purchase this fine motorbike and you will find yourself swimming in a ocean of pre-feminist, lose-moraled women in see-through clothing without any buttons." - PipeBurn

The Mad King Pepe'

#139
April 06, 2011, 04:26:46 AM
Quote from: zooom on April 05, 2011, 05:06:00 AM
uhhhhh....there's a mistake in that one...

I don't think those are 999R wheels....
or even 999/749 wheels at all, for that matter. probably not firing on all cylinders at the time of writing.

even with those wheels tho, SEXY SEXY SEXY bike! [drool]
First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Socialist.
Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Trade Unionist.
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for me--and there was no one left to speak for me.

Autohag

#140
April 06, 2011, 11:32:24 AM


More...

tocino

#141
April 07, 2011, 09:35:00 AM
"Purchase this fine motorbike and you will find yourself swimming in a ocean of pre-feminist, lose-moraled women in see-through clothing without any buttons." - PipeBurn

The Mad King Pepe'

#142
April 26, 2011, 09:13:35 AM
And now for something entirely different: 1928 Moto Guzzi GT 500 "Norge".



This was probably the most groundbreaking bike in the world when it came out. And I will be forever amazed by the incredible feat they managed: riding all the way up to Nordkapp (in 1928!!) :o
First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Socialist.
Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Trade Unionist.
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for me--and there was no one left to speak for me.

tocino

#143
April 27, 2011, 07:23:38 AM
Speaking of Guzzis...

this one from Matt @ Machine:

http://www.bikeexif.com/moto-guzzi-le-mans

"Purchase this fine motorbike and you will find yourself swimming in a ocean of pre-feminist, lose-moraled women in see-through clothing without any buttons." - PipeBurn

Artful

#144
April 27, 2011, 07:58:07 AM
It's... perfect...
Every time I meet a new group of your friends that understand you and your weird sense of humor I'm a little more amazed that there are other people in the world like you that lived through childhood - My loving girlfriend

tocino

#145
April 27, 2011, 11:00:42 AM
Agreed. The pipes and tank and tailsection are awesome. The mirror is out of place, but I think I remember him saying he did that because of Aussie laws or something.
"Purchase this fine motorbike and you will find yourself swimming in a ocean of pre-feminist, lose-moraled women in see-through clothing without any buttons." - PipeBurn

The Mad King Pepe'

#146
April 28, 2011, 06:15:51 AM
Just in time to celebrate their 90th anniversary, Guzzi has released their own branded toolset  [thumbsup]

http://www.flickr.com/photos/belfastguzzi/5298946262/#in/set-72157625688157804/

First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Socialist.
Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Trade Unionist.
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for me--and there was no one left to speak for me.

tocino

#147
April 28, 2011, 11:05:48 AM
Where's the front hand-crank to start that tractor!?
"Purchase this fine motorbike and you will find yourself swimming in a ocean of pre-feminist, lose-moraled women in see-through clothing without any buttons." - PipeBurn

The Mad King Pepe'

#148
April 28, 2011, 01:51:52 PM
Quote from: tocino on April 28, 2011, 11:05:48 AM
Where's the front hand-crank to start that tractor!?

Right there front center [laugh]


Here's a very nice restyling of a Griso (details here: http://www.officinerossopuro.it/index-calibro11.html)



I should really stop wanking off to Guzzis and just buy one! [laugh]
First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Socialist.
Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Trade Unionist.
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for me--and there was no one left to speak for me.

DRKWNG

#149
April 28, 2011, 03:27:50 PM
Quote from: The Mad King Pepe' on April 28, 2011, 01:51:52 PM


That is nice.  Like everything other than the headlight.
And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

Being faster than you thought possible…it feels good. No, screw thatâ€"it feels like shotgunning a gallon of adrenaline and chasing it with an all-night orgy aboard a burning Viking boat.
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