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« on: September 17, 2010, 07:43:08 PM » |
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OK, I am cruising to work at about 10pm tonight and was fortunate enough to have a Pterodactyl (or a moth) fly up into my helmet and directly into my mouth. I am not sure how the critter managed to pull off such daring acrobatics, but it did. It was an anxious couple of seconds considering it was dark and I wasn't exactly going the speed limit. Choices were to spit it into my full face helmet and let him free to choose another hole to venture into , or swallow it and go on about my business. What would you do?
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« Reply #1 on: September 17, 2010, 08:14:32 PM » |
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You didn't allow multiple choices to be selected, so I just chose the first thing I'd do...
I'd chew it up then spit it out.
That way you don't have to worry about it finding its way back into your mouth.
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« Reply #2 on: September 17, 2010, 08:59:17 PM » |
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Definitely swallow! Bugs are remarkably nutritious, as are worms. Both happen to be delicious.
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« Reply #3 on: September 17, 2010, 09:09:07 PM » |
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Definitely swallow! Bugs are remarkably nutritious, as are worms. Both happen to be delicious.
I don't know. Some bugs're extremely bitter. |
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« Reply #4 on: September 18, 2010, 04:50:07 AM » |
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Protein, Yum!! You didn't give the option to chew it up and swallow so I voted just swallow. Only bugs I wouldn't are the "Stink Bugs" such as the squash bug. They smell terrible so I can only imagine they taste horrible also. Oh, and you have to be really quick with the bees; you have to crunch before they sting.  |
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« Reply #5 on: September 18, 2010, 05:31:53 AM » |
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Please add immediate puke fest in the helmet to your poll.
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« Reply #6 on: September 18, 2010, 05:59:24 AM » |
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another thread with a misleading title...
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« Reply #7 on: September 18, 2010, 06:32:59 AM » |
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open my visor and spit it out... if it doesn't make it out of the helmet stick my hand through my visor and fetch it...
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« Reply #8 on: September 18, 2010, 04:46:51 PM » |
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another thread with a misleading title...
no kidding. I was fired up and possibly a "vacation" by mods  |
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« Reply #9 on: September 18, 2010, 04:57:39 PM » |
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no kidding. I was fired up and possibly a "vacation" by mods That can be arranged. |
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« Reply #10 on: September 18, 2010, 05:01:31 PM » |
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Open my Visor and spit it out. Dolph  |
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« Reply #11 on: September 18, 2010, 05:01:35 PM » |
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probably just swallow it and then pull over and lick tarmac to get the taste out of my mouth.
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« Reply #12 on: September 18, 2010, 05:05:10 PM » |
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That can be arranged. no no no.....I'm already on vacation from wife and not voluntarily. I need one guilty pleasure left. |
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« Reply #13 on: September 18, 2010, 06:04:54 PM » |
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Definitely swallow! Bugs are remarkably nutritious, as are worms. Both happen to be delicious.
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« Reply #14 on: September 18, 2010, 10:13:38 PM » |
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