Spit or Swallow?

Started by psycledelic, September 17, 2010, 08:43:08 PM

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psycledelic

OK, I am cruising to work at about 10pm tonight and was fortunate enough to have a Pterodactyl (or a moth) fly up into my helmet and directly into my mouth.  I am not sure how the critter managed to pull off such daring acrobatics, but it did. It was an anxious couple of seconds considering it was dark and I wasn't exactly going the speed limit.  Choices were to spit it into my full face helmet and let him free to choose another hole to venture into , or swallow it and go on about my business.  What would you do?
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Rameses




You didn't allow multiple choices to be selected, so I just chose the first thing I'd do...

I'd chew it up then spit it out.

That way you don't have to worry about it finding its way back into your mouth.



Meerkat

Definitely swallow! Bugs are remarkably nutritious, as are worms. Both happen to be delicious.
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Rameses

Quote from: Chemico on September 17, 2010, 09:59:17 PM
Definitely swallow! Bugs are remarkably nutritious, as are worms. Both happen to be delicious.


I don't know.

Some bugs're extremely bitter.



dennisd

Protein, Yum!!

You didn't give the option to chew it up and swallow so I voted just swallow.  Only bugs I wouldn't are the "Stink Bugs" such as the squash bug.  They smell terrible so I can only imagine they taste horrible also.  Oh, and you have to be really quick with the bees; you have to crunch before they sting. [laugh]
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Bigbore4

Please add immediate puke fest in the helmet to your poll.
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another thread with a misleading title...

justinrhenry

open my visor and spit it out... if it doesn't make it out of the helmet stick my hand through my visor and fetch it...
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Quote from: hunduc on September 18, 2010, 06:59:24 AM
another thread with a misleading title...

no kidding.  I was fired up and possibly a "vacation" by mods  [evil]
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Quote from: muskrat on September 18, 2010, 05:46:51 PM
no kidding.  I was fired up and possibly a "vacation" by mods  [evil]
That can be arranged. [evil]
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Open my Visor and spit it out.

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probably just swallow it and then pull over and lick tarmac to get the taste out of my mouth.
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Quote from: humorless dp on September 18, 2010, 05:57:39 PM
That can be arranged. [evil]

no no no.....I'm already on vacation from wife and not voluntarily.  I need one guilty pleasure left.
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the_Journeyman

Quote from: Chemico on September 17, 2010, 09:59:17 PM
Definitely swallow! Bugs are remarkably nutritious, as are worms. Both happen to be delicious.

+1  Just good protein ~

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