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freeclimbmtb

September 18, 2010, 07:54:14 AM
I feel like when I was a kid, it seemed like all the girls (in their 20s) wanted a guy that had a bike.  Well now that I'm a little older and have the bike...all the girls are football fanatics and spend more hours a day on their fantasy leagues than I 'm even awake.  WHAT THE HELL!  Is it just New England? is there hope if I move?!?









(rant over, thanks for humoring me)
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Monstermash

#1
September 18, 2010, 08:12:20 AM
Chicks still dig bikes but you have to get a man's bike. They aren't impressed with something they can ride themselves.  ;) [laugh] [cheeky]
I've been wallowing in my own chaotic and insecure delusions.



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freeclimbmtb

#2
September 18, 2010, 08:21:22 AM
Oh dont even get me started on a "mans bike"  One of the retards I went to school with told me the same thing...and then told me to get a Sportster...he didnt like the "the onlything gayer than a dude on a sporty is 2 dudes on a sporty" comment. 

But I was actually looking at a S4RS...maybe after this ones payed off.
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mattc7

#3
September 18, 2010, 08:57:01 AM
you know girls who play fantasy football, and are worth your attention?

Where!?

Kopfjager

#4
September 18, 2010, 09:40:11 AM
You're "still" a kid.
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Statler

#5
September 18, 2010, 10:30:22 AM
 [popcorn]

real or not, this thread is gonna have legs.

women like guys who don't finance bikes.    [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] (I'm kidding, guys, don't get all panty-bunched)

women like guys who don't ask for woman advice on the interwebs.

man-up, buttercup.

It's still buy a flounder a drink month

freeclimbmtb

#6
September 18, 2010, 10:33:39 AM
Quote from: mattc7 on September 18, 2010, 08:57:01 AM
you know girls who play fantasy football, and are worth your attention?

Where!?

Where ever I seem to be.  It would be a lot more exciting if I actually gave a shit about sports.  Move to New England, its all anyone here cares about.

Quote from: Statler on September 18, 2010, 10:30:22 AM
[popcorn]

real or not, this thread is gonna have legs.

women like guys who don't finance bikes.    [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] (I'm kidding, guys, don't get all panty-bunched)

women like guys who don't ask for woman advice on the interwebs.

man-up, buttercup.



And I dont remember asking for advice, I remember complaining.  Its not the same thing. 
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freeclimbmtb

#7
September 18, 2010, 10:38:13 AM
I financed it to build credit, took a loan for 5Gs and then deposited 5Gs in the credit union account, the only reason the titles not in my name is I need the loan open for a year. 

And on that note, women like douchebags with money, and they dont care if its yours, or the banks.  Theyll spend it either way.
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Statler

#8
September 18, 2010, 10:40:23 AM Last Edit: September 18, 2010, 10:42:46 AM by Statler
dude, lighten up.  nobody cares how you paid for the bike.  


if you weren't so wound up maybe the girls would call back.   ;)


oh, and the answers to your two questions are no and no.
It's still buy a flounder a drink month

KRJ

#9
September 18, 2010, 10:44:13 AM


   Hell, back when I was 25, I didn't need a bike or a football or a bunch of money to get girls, so whats the difference now?..... [roll]
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poseur

#10
September 18, 2010, 03:28:37 PM
Quote from: freeclimbmtb on September 18, 2010, 07:54:14 AM
Is it just New England? is there hope if I move?!?

Yes, and yes.

DoubleEagle

#11
September 18, 2010, 06:12:44 PM
Buy a Ferrari......

Dolph    :)
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ducpainter

#12
September 19, 2010, 05:08:53 AM
Quote from: freeclimbmtb on September 18, 2010, 07:54:14 AM
  Is it just New England? is there hope if I move?!?









(rant over, thanks for humoring me)
No matter where you go...

there you are. ;)
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freeclimbmtb

#13
September 19, 2010, 05:37:33 AM
Quote from: humorless dp on September 19, 2010, 05:08:53 AM
No matter where you go...

there you are. ;)


Touche.
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nicrosato

#14
September 19, 2010, 05:49:11 AM
Some women like guys who ride bikes.
Some women like guys who are into football.
Most women like guys who have money (it's the security thing).
Nobody said that I did. Everyone says that I would.
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