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« on: September 18, 2010, 06:54:14 AM »
I feel like when I was a kid, it seemed like all the girls (in their 20s) wanted a guy that had a bike.  Well now that I'm a little older and have the bike...all the girls are football fanatics and spend more hours a day on their fantasy leagues than I 'm even awake.  WHAT THE HELL!  Is it just New England? is there hope if I move?!?









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« Reply #1 on: September 18, 2010, 07:12:20 AM »
Chicks still dig bikes but you have to get a man's bike. They aren't impressed with something they can ride themselves.  Wink laughingdp cheeky
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« Reply #2 on: September 18, 2010, 07:21:22 AM »
Oh dont even get me started on a "mans bike"  One of the retards I went to school with told me the same thing...and then told me to get a Sportster...he didnt like the "the onlything gayer than a dude on a sporty is 2 dudes on a sporty" comment. 

But I was actually looking at a S4RS...maybe after this ones payed off.
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« Reply #3 on: September 18, 2010, 07:57:01 AM »
you know girls who play fantasy football, and are worth your attention?

Where!?
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« Reply #4 on: September 18, 2010, 08:40:11 AM »
You're "still" a kid.
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« Reply #5 on: September 18, 2010, 09:30:22 AM »
 popcorn

real or not, this thread is gonna have legs.

women like guys who don't finance bikes.    laughingdp laughingdp laughingdp (I'm kidding, guys, don't get all panty-bunched)

women like guys who don't ask for woman advice on the interwebs.

man-up, buttercup.
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« Reply #6 on: September 18, 2010, 09:33:39 AM »
Quote from: mattc7 on September 18, 2010, 07:57:01 AM
you know girls who play fantasy football, and are worth your attention?

Where!?

Where ever I seem to be.  It would be a lot more exciting if I actually gave a shit about sports.  Move to New England, its all anyone here cares about.

Quote from: Statler on September 18, 2010, 09:30:22 AM
popcorn

real or not, this thread is gonna have legs.

women like guys who don't finance bikes.    laughingdp laughingdp laughingdp (I'm kidding, guys, don't get all panty-bunched)

women like guys who don't ask for woman advice on the interwebs.

man-up, buttercup.



And I dont remember asking for advice, I remember complaining.  Its not the same thing. 
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« Reply #7 on: September 18, 2010, 09:38:13 AM »
I financed it to build credit, took a loan for 5Gs and then deposited 5Gs in the credit union account, the only reason the titles not in my name is I need the loan open for a year. 

And on that note, women like douchebags with money, and they dont care if its yours, or the banks.  Theyll spend it either way.
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« Reply #8 on: September 18, 2010, 09:40:23 AM »
dude, lighten up.  nobody cares how you paid for the bike.  


if you weren't so wound up maybe the girls would call back.   Wink


oh, and the answers to your two questions are no and no.
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« Reply #9 on: September 18, 2010, 09:44:13 AM »


   Hell, back when I was 25, I didn't need a bike or a football or a bunch of money to get girls, so whats the difference now?..... Roll Eyes
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« Reply #10 on: September 18, 2010, 02:28:37 PM »
Quote from: freeclimbmtb on September 18, 2010, 06:54:14 AM
Is it just New England? is there hope if I move?!?

Yes, and yes.
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« Reply #11 on: September 18, 2010, 05:12:44 PM »
Buy a Ferrari......

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« Reply #12 on: September 19, 2010, 04:08:53 AM »
Quote from: freeclimbmtb on September 18, 2010, 06:54:14 AM
  Is it just New England? is there hope if I move?!?









(rant over, thanks for humoring me)
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there you are. Wink
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« Reply #13 on: September 19, 2010, 04:37:33 AM »
Quote from: humorless dp on September 19, 2010, 04:08:53 AM
No matter where you go...

there you are. Wink


Touche.
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« Reply #14 on: September 19, 2010, 04:49:11 AM »
Some women like guys who ride bikes.
Some women like guys who are into football.
Most women like guys who have money (it's the security thing).
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