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Author Topic: NO SCUBBIN THE BALLAGE FOR ME  (Read 7403 times)
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« Reply #15 on: March 18, 2009, 01:16:50 PM »

Balllllsss right here!!!  Oh dooo mee dooo me!!!
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« Reply #16 on: March 18, 2009, 01:26:59 PM »

got the ball juicies going for me baby!!!

wow that actually sounds alot grossier then i mean it to be  Cool
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« Reply #17 on: March 18, 2009, 02:46:34 PM »

Oh no!! You aren't missing your old job are you?
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« Reply #18 on: March 18, 2009, 07:40:18 PM »

scrubbin balls always sounds good when you are bent over a chair takin it sans loob by internal political bullshit... sorry to hear that mouse
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« Reply #19 on: March 19, 2009, 07:07:36 AM »

Oh no!! You aren't missing your old job are you?

i miss the people i worked with.....

ive seen more ballage then a hooker....

scrubbin balls always sounds good when you are bent over a chair takin it sans loob by internal political bullshit... sorry to hear that mouse

ya the political Bs during the day is shennigians, i was so uset o being in my own world and no one bothered me and i could do what i want....now there so far up my ass i can hear then talking out my ears
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« Reply #20 on: March 20, 2009, 10:21:18 PM »

/sigh.  Sometimes, just when I think I can get no more confused...I read Mouse's "English". 

Now...my decoder ring must be here somewhere.....along with verbs and adjectives.....
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« Reply #21 on: February 14, 2011, 03:39:18 PM »

This thread seemed semi appropriate for this:
Although I'm not scrubbing anyones balls.. I'm done scrubbing all the grease and grime from under my fingernails.  Today I received a "promotion" of sorts. I'll no longer be a wrench turner.  Starting Wednesday I'll be transitioning to a Service Writer here at the Pitre dealership.  I'm excited about the change.  It'll be a challenge and quite a change, but I'm definitely looking forward to it and all of the potential that it has to offer.  Got a GM car or truck?? Bring it on down and we'll take care of you!   waytogo
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« Reply #22 on: February 14, 2011, 04:09:00 PM »

DUDE!!!  Congrats!  popcorn applause bow down bacon Grin Cool
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« Reply #23 on: February 14, 2011, 10:30:12 PM »

   

     Ahh, Yes      from wrenching to listening to whining, just kiddin, Congrats to You for the promo, and I wish You the best. And DucMouse I am very happy, glad You have passed the scrubbage on to another quailfied person, because the balls have to be scrubbed either way.    Hope You are all are doing well, hope to visit soon. Spring is cumming,.OH YEAH    [moto] drink chug waytogo
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« Reply #24 on: February 15, 2011, 07:10:22 AM »

This thread seemed semi appropriate for this:
Although I'm not scrubbing anyones balls.. I'm done scrubbing all the grease and grime from under my fingernails.  Today I received a "promotion" of sorts. I'll no longer be a wrench turner.  Starting Wednesday I'll be transitioning to a Service Writer here at the Pitre dealership.  I'm excited about the change.  It'll be a challenge and quite a change, but I'm definitely looking forward to it and all of the potential that it has to offer.  Got a GM car or truck?? Bring it on down and we'll take care of you!   waytogo


that is great to hear...even tho i dont have either can u still take care of me  Wink Grin

does that mean u have sat off or do u still have to work sat?

   

     Ahh, Yes      from wrenching to listening to whining, just kiddin, Congrats to You for the promo, and I wish You the best. And DucMouse I am very happy, glad You have passed the scrubbage on to another quailfied person, because the balls have to be scrubbed either way.    Hope You are all are doing well, hope to visit soon. Spring is cumming,.OH YEAH    [moto] drink chug waytogo

yep! but i can tell you now that the person scrubbing the balls i left behind will never do the  job i did cleaning those suckers
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« Reply #25 on: February 15, 2011, 07:34:40 AM »

This thread seemed semi appropriate for this:
Although I'm not scrubbing anyones balls.. I'm done scrubbing all the grease and grime from under my fingernails.  Today I received a "promotion" of sorts. I'll no longer be a wrench turner.  Starting Wednesday I'll be transitioning to a Service Writer here at the Pitre dealership.  I'm excited about the change.  It'll be a challenge and quite a change, but I'm definitely looking forward to it and all of the potential that it has to offer.  Got a GM car or truck?? Bring it on down and we'll take care of you!   waytogo


Moved from scrubbin' da balls up to lubin' da shaft, huh?  Well, congratulations!!   waytogo

Now if we can just figure out how to keep the smelly people off of your 749 we'll have it whipped.   Grin
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« Reply #26 on: February 15, 2011, 07:43:49 AM »

Congratz, DM, on whatever the hell it is you're talking about...

I take it your job functions don't include spelling or grammar?!?!?  Grin
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« Reply #27 on: February 15, 2011, 07:49:05 AM »

^=  laughingdp
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« Reply #28 on: February 15, 2011, 09:02:34 AM »

Congratz, DM, on whatever the hell it is you're talking about...

I take it your job functions don't include spelling or grammar?!?!?  Grin

and your just figuring that out now  laughingdp

i guess i better make another decoder ring for ya Grin

now my reputation will be runied when people find out that i can spell and use grammer  Tongue


^=  laughingdp

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« Reply #29 on: February 15, 2011, 10:22:22 AM »

Moved from scrubbin' da balls up to lubin' da shaft, huh?  Well, congratulations!!   waytogo

Now if we can just figure out how to keep the smelly people off of your 749 we'll have it whipped.   Grin

Turns out keeping it in the garage in a million pieces is a VERY effective way of keeping smelly people off of it.   Cry 
(Though the project does slowly make progress....) Maybe by June?

I'll still work every 3rd saturday...

Grammar is overrated.  In 2dayz wrld no1 even uses wordz or prpr spling NEmore.   laughingdp

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