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Grappa

#15
December 28, 2010, 01:18:36 PM
The Master Blaster.
Ahh... but the servant waits, while the master baits.

Sometimes Aloha means Goodbye.

erkishhorde

#16
December 28, 2010, 01:49:30 PM
Quote from: Grappa on December 28, 2010, 01:18:36 PM
The Master Butt Blaster.

fixed it for you.
ErkZ NOT in SLO w/ his '95 m900!
The end is in sight! Gotta buckle down and get to work!

Speedbag

#17
December 28, 2010, 02:22:43 PM
Quote from: DucHead on December 28, 2010, 08:29:16 AM
Ha!

I'd rather have a pussy head cold than the type of flu where (in addition to fever, body- and headaches) brown liquid shoots out your ass every 45 minutes. 

:-\

Or worse, the urge to retch occurs as frequently, forcing you to have to choose which orifice to purge.

I could tell you an awful story of a friend who experienced such an event, who chose to retch, and simultaneously textured the bathroom from the opposite end.....but I won't.  ;)
I tend to regard most of humanity as little more than walking talking dilated sphincters. - Rat

Buckethead

#18
December 28, 2010, 02:25:42 PM
Quote from: Speedbag on December 28, 2010, 02:22:43 PM
I could tell you an awful story of a friend who experienced such an event, who chose to retch, and simultaneously textured the bathroom from the opposite end.....but I won't.  ;)

Thank you for almost not telling that story. I'm really close to appreciating your consideration.  ;)
Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

Speedbag

#19
December 28, 2010, 03:27:20 PM
You're welcome.
I tend to regard most of humanity as little more than walking talking dilated sphincters. - Rat

Buckethead

#20
December 28, 2010, 03:52:10 PM
Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

KnightofNi

#21
December 28, 2010, 05:44:56 PM
Quote from: Speedbag on December 28, 2010, 02:22:43 PM
Or worse, the urge to retch occurs as frequently, forcing you to have to choose which orifice to purge.

I could tell you an awful story of a friend who experienced such an event, who chose to retch, and simultaneously textured the bathroom from the opposite end.....but I won't.  ;)


the sultan of splatter
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

Stella

#22
December 28, 2010, 05:48:51 PM
 [roll]


Boys.
"To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites." ~ Robert Heinlein

Randimus Maximus

#23
December 28, 2010, 05:49:24 PM

Buckethead

#24
December 28, 2010, 05:55:49 PM
I am...

Recovered from a chest cold. Slightly less miserable, but no less productive, than a head cold. Also more irritating to those around me. Jury's out on whether that's a bad thing.  ;)
Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

Buckethead

#25
December 28, 2010, 05:56:39 PM
Also,

... The Duke of Deuce.
Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

Stella

#26
December 28, 2010, 05:59:00 PM
"To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites." ~ Robert Heinlein

rgramjet

#27
December 28, 2010, 07:31:06 PM
Quote from: Speedbag on December 28, 2010, 02:22:43 PM
Or worse, the urge to retch occurs as frequently, forcing you to have to choose which orifice to purge.

I could tell you an awful story of a friend who experienced such an event, who chose to retch, and simultaneously textured the bathroom from the opposite end.....but I won't.  ;)

We used to have wicker wastebaskets in our home......not no mo.  Insert hideous anecdote here. 

Sorry stella, potty humor is part of being a "boy".
Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
-Sofadriver

What has been smelled, cannot be unsmelled!

krolik

#28
December 28, 2010, 08:23:36 PM
The Poobah of Poo.
'03 M800 "not so dark" Dark, Remus high pipes, Cycle Cat clipons & frame sliders, CRG lanesplitter mirrors, Sargent seat, tail chop, Nichols flywheel, modified & powdercoated rearsets, 15/44 gearing, 520 chain & sprockets, TPO Beast pod filters, Power Comander III. 72.95 Rear Wheel HP & 54.29 ft-lbs!

Quote from: SacDucNo. I'm a different type of idiot altogether.

RAT900

#29
December 28, 2010, 08:30:38 PM
The Sharif of Sharts
This is an insult to the Pez community
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