I am....

[RAT900]

...hung over 









I need 

A large 3 gooey egg with rubbery undercooked bacon sammich on a roll topped with catsup 

washed back with 2 to 3 cans (never bottles must be cans) of Pepsi

you have to trust me on this one...and I would know if anyone does

it really works

[LMT]

My dog is the Prince of Poo.

[stopintime]

... the one and only 

(sorry, no transatlantic shit stories)

[Randimus Maximus]

My dog is the Prince of Poo.

We might have a couple contenders for that title in our household.

[LMT]

We might have a couple contenders for that title in our household.

95 pound of dog on day 4 of diarrhea....

[Randimus Maximus]

95 pound of dog on day 4 of diarrhea....

Okay.  You win!

[Oldfisti]

The Doge of Diarrhea

[RAT900]

The Doge of Diarrhea

The pooch of putrid puddings

[Randimus Maximus]

The pooch of putrid puddings

Unfortunately, I have a pretty good vision of that.

[Johnny OrganDonor]

The Pope of Poop
The Saint of Taint
The Dali Lama of Smelly Smegma

[RAT900]

The Commissar of Colonic Calamity

[Speedbag]

The Commissar of Colonic Calamity

[The Architect]

I could tell you an awful story of a friend who experienced such an event, who chose to retch, and simultaneously textured the bathroom from the opposite end.....but I won't. 

Almost every parent can tell you they have "that bucket/large tupperware."  (I prefer the large tupperware for the car, it comes with a lid and the bucket type for the house.)  So the simultaneous event is covered in my house.   

[rgramjet]

Almost every parent can tell you they have "that bucket/large tupperware."  (I prefer the large tupperware for the car, it comes with a lid and the bucket type for the house.)  So the simultaneous event is covered in my house.   

I've had a two gallon plastic paint bucket next to my bunk at hunt camp for about 8 years now.  Let's just say there was a pork loin, saurkraut, crown royal, buddys brand new Ruger #1 incident.  Friggin mummy bag zippers! 

[RAT900]

............ Friggin mummy bag zippers! 

I am crying with laughter....I can visualize the desperate squirming and writhing like some tormented Houdini attempting to struggle out of the locked and chained straightjacket before a fate worse than death itself