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Started by Desmostro, January 20, 2011, 10:27:03 AM

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Desmostro

January 20, 2011, 10:27:03 AM
Gawd [bacon] dammit!!!

Because Tigre got off the man went back out and found me!
I just got pulled over by a moto  [leo] for doing 83 on 280 which is normal speed.


After writing me the ticket, he decided it was time to talk shop.
"so yer bike smells real nice I noticed coming up behind you.  Like a real race bike. .."
Then there was dick measuring. It was a little awkward given the fact the I had a pink ticket in one hand.
If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much room

desmoquattro

#1
January 20, 2011, 10:31:04 AM
He wrote you a ticket then tried to chat you up? Did this guy attend the John Wayne Gacy school of charm of something?

That sucks.
My Vices
'09 1198s,red, (Il Diavolo Rosso) 
'09 KTM 690 SMC (Thumpy)
'04 Yamaha FZ1, The Blue Cockroach
'01 900SS, custom yellow, (The Bumblebee)
'05 MS4R, blue

Spidey

#2
January 20, 2011, 10:37:36 AM
The spelling mistake in the title made me think this was gonna be a more interesting thread.
Occasionally AFM #702  My stuff:  The M1000SS, a mashed r6, Vino 125, the Blonde, some rugrats, yuppie cage, child molester van, bourbon.

desmoquattro

#3
January 20, 2011, 10:40:00 AM
Quote from: Spidey on January 20, 2011, 10:37:36 AM
The spelling mistake in the title made me think this was gonna be a more interesting thread.

I'd hate to see your Google Alerts...
My Vices
'09 1198s,red, (Il Diavolo Rosso) 
'09 KTM 690 SMC (Thumpy)
'04 Yamaha FZ1, The Blue Cockroach
'01 900SS, custom yellow, (The Bumblebee)
'05 MS4R, blue

mostrobelle

#4
January 20, 2011, 01:29:29 PM
Quote from: Spidey on January 20, 2011, 10:37:36 AM
The spelling mistake in the title made me think this was gonna be a more interesting thread.

Freudian slip?   [laugh] 

Sucks about the ticket...join the club, mang.  All the cool kids are doing it. 
94,500 miles...05/22/15

Desmostro

#5
January 20, 2011, 03:14:52 PM Last Edit: January 20, 2011, 03:25:40 PM by Desmostro
Quote from: Spidey on January 20, 2011, 10:37:36 AM
The spelling mistake in the title made me think this was gonna be a more interesting thread.

That was not a spelling mistake that was an invitation for you to join the conversation.
Quote from: desmoquattro on January 20, 2011, 10:31:04 AM
He wrote you a ticket then tried to chat you up? Did this guy attend the John Wayne Gacy school of charm of something?

That sucks.

I know right? I don't know about charm school, and I wouldn't normally say this, but he was a very good looking cop. Tan, sunglasses, smooth talking, gave me directions too.  He said he used to own a Duc too. I was like, dude, wtf?  


If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much room

mostrobelle

#6
January 20, 2011, 09:32:48 PM
You know how I know you're gay? 

OK, now that I have that out of the way...you say he was good looking?  I'd like some details please...  age, eye color, hair color/cut, ethnicity.  Work with me here.   
94,500 miles...05/22/15

Desmostro

#7
January 20, 2011, 10:39:37 PM
Quote from: mostrobelle on January 20, 2011, 09:32:48 PM
You know how I know you're gay? 

OK, now that I have that out of the way...you say he was good looking?  I'd like some details please...  age, eye color, hair color/cut, ethnicity.  Work with me here.   


Picture. I posted a picture. Spitting image. Swear ta gawd. Funny as hell.
If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much room

mostrobelle

#8
January 20, 2011, 10:46:42 PM
hate you
94,500 miles...05/22/15

emanon

#9
January 21, 2011, 06:21:55 AM
Quote from: Desmostro on January 20, 2011, 03:14:52 PM

... he was a very good looking cop. Tan, sunglasses, smooth talking, gave me directions too.  He said he used to own a Duc too. I was like, dude, wtf?  



Maybe you should contest your ticket so you get to see him again!

Desmostro

#10
January 21, 2011, 08:40:09 AM
Quote from: emanon on January 21, 2011, 06:21:55 AM
Maybe you should contest your ticket so you get to see him again!

We have a date at the big house next month. I guess that's why Bell hates me.
'Bell you want to come? You can be my representation.
If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much room

desmoquattro

#11
January 21, 2011, 08:47:33 AM
Quote from: Desmostro on January 21, 2011, 08:40:09 AM
We have a date at the big house next month. I guess that's why Bell hates me.
'Bell you want to come? You can be my representation.

I heard this cop looks like Neil Hodgson.
My Vices
'09 1198s,red, (Il Diavolo Rosso) 
'09 KTM 690 SMC (Thumpy)
'04 Yamaha FZ1, The Blue Cockroach
'01 900SS, custom yellow, (The Bumblebee)
'05 MS4R, blue

Desmostro

#12
January 21, 2011, 01:30:03 PM
Quote from: desmoquattro on January 21, 2011, 08:47:33 AM
I heard this cop looks like Neil Hodgson.

More like Eric Estrada, but kind of a combo Neil+ Eric.
Except he had a silver Beretta and a yellow stun gun. Kind of a double holster cowboy kind of thing. Couldn't help noticing. and I'm not even gay. Swear. Ask DQ.
If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much room

desmoquattro

#13
January 21, 2011, 02:04:13 PM
Quote from: Desmostro on January 21, 2011, 01:30:03 PM
and I'm not even gay. Swear. Ask DQ.

You keep saying that...but Spidey's eyes don't lie. Well, not usually.
My Vices
'09 1198s,red, (Il Diavolo Rosso) 
'09 KTM 690 SMC (Thumpy)
'04 Yamaha FZ1, The Blue Cockroach
'01 900SS, custom yellow, (The Bumblebee)
'05 MS4R, blue

MendoDave

#14
January 21, 2011, 06:02:21 PM
You guys are too much...
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