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« on: March 16, 2011, 11:01:03 AM »

It's bad enough that I ride my bike to Starbucks, but now I have stooped to a new low.



I downloaded the Ducati Corse app for my phone. I should be beaten.
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« Reply #1 on: March 16, 2011, 11:37:19 AM »

Duuuuuude! Starbucks? There must be an independent shop in your area that serves up a better shot than that automatic machine a$$water!
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« Reply #2 on: March 16, 2011, 12:55:13 PM »

These things happen.

Just the other day I bought a Ducati keychain.

I seem to remember saying I'd feel like a tool if I wore a Ducati belt buckle, but I guess a keychain is fine. Roll Eyes
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« Reply #3 on: March 16, 2011, 01:04:13 PM »

Wife got me a Ducati mousepad... i win the ashamed contest
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« Reply #4 on: March 16, 2011, 01:30:41 PM »

Guy walked into my new office today with a Ducati labled Tumi bag over his shoulder.  I asked him if he rode, and he stared at me blankly.  I pointed to the label on the bag and he said "Oh, that's for the looks".   Roll Eyes
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« Reply #5 on: March 16, 2011, 01:36:40 PM »

I have managed to dodge the Ducati labeled stuff as of yet.  I'm sure I will pick up something one day though.  I wouldn't mind a t-shirt I guess.  I like the look of some of their stuff actually.  I just don't like being a walking Ducati advertisement or announcing to the world that I ride one.  It's nice to be suttle.

Darkwing, it probably wouldn't have hit me either that the guy with the backpack is just some tool who doesn't ride because I like to talk to fellow enthusiasts.

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« Reply #6 on: March 16, 2011, 01:37:42 PM »

got one better...

guy walks into the BX with a sweeeet Ducati jacket... of course i ask.. what are you riding, i have a monster....
his answer.













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« Reply #7 on: March 16, 2011, 01:43:33 PM »

Bux and a Corse app?  <shrug>  Meh.  On the scale of FL motorcycling douchery, you've don't even have your training wheels.  

That said, you should definitely be beaten for other reasons.   Evil
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« Reply #8 on: March 16, 2011, 02:07:56 PM »

It's bad enough that I ride my bike to Starbucks, but now I have stooped to a new low.



I downloaded the Ducati Corse app for my phone. I should be beaten.

Did you download the app while you were at Starbucks?

Did you use your phone to pay for your Starbucks??


If you can answer no to both of those questions, then I think you're probably alright!  cheeky
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« Reply #9 on: March 16, 2011, 02:19:50 PM »

Did you download the app while you were at Starbucks?

Did you use your phone to pay for your Starbucks??


If you can answer no to both of those questions, then I think you're probably alright!  cheeky

you can use your phone to pay for Starbucks? where do I sign up?
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« Reply #10 on: March 16, 2011, 02:59:43 PM »

My wife got me a Ducati beer fridge!

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« Reply #11 on: March 16, 2011, 03:09:08 PM »

My wife got me a Ducati beer fridge!



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« Reply #12 on: March 16, 2011, 04:05:28 PM »

I have a hat pin, in the correct color for both my M750 and my 900SS on my Sturgis hat.

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« Reply #13 on: March 16, 2011, 04:32:32 PM »

Ehh, it never bothered me going to Sbux on the bike, or Sbux any other time for that matter.  I think they make pretty good coffee (well, I drink Americanos, but the new Tribute blend isn't awful) and seeing as how my company takes care of their equipment, any time I get a cup I'm basically supporting myself Smiley  Ducati owners have a bad rep for being pompous douche bags, but make the beast with two backs all the haters for two reasons:

A:  They're really nice bikes.  They're fantastic bikes.  They're a touch different and require measly valve adjustments more often, but overall they're really really nice motorcycles. 
B:  Who gives a shit.

I don't care what people think when I'm off the bike in work clothes and I sure as shit don't care what people think when I'm on the bike, decked out in moto gear, hanging out at a coffee shop (regardless of ownership) enjoying a delicious caffeine fix.

That being said, I agree with Spidey  Grin Grin
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« Reply #14 on: March 16, 2011, 04:37:35 PM »

it could have been worse.  u could have downloaded the app onto your iPad 2 while sitting at starbucks
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