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Started by accludetuner, May 04, 2011, 09:04:32 AM

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accludetuner

May 04, 2011, 09:04:32 AM
So, how do you get your Ducati up to the 10th floor of a resort when the resort staff says you can't ride it in the parking garage?


See pics below :)







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Slow Guy

#1
May 04, 2011, 09:06:06 AM
just make the beast with two backsing awesome!!!!

cokey

#2
May 04, 2011, 09:29:45 AM
Ha... was it on? I doubt it but would have been awesome
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#3
May 04, 2011, 09:32:00 AM
i soooo would have started it & revved it in the elevator up all 10 floors!! but that's just me :)  [thumbsup] [thumbsup]
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#4
May 04, 2011, 09:33:57 AM
led zeppelin would have ridden up the stairs!  haha
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SacDuc

#5
May 04, 2011, 09:36:26 AM


Awesome!   [thumbsup]

Glad to see you wearing your gear. That elevator riding can be dangerous!   :o


;D


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Statler

#6
May 04, 2011, 10:01:18 AM
very nice.
It's still buy a flounder a drink month

Cloner

#7
May 04, 2011, 10:06:21 AM
I remember tearing apart an R6 in a motel room in Anniston, Alabama on the night before a race so that the owner (Bryan Willis) could make the race the next morning at Talladega Grand Prix, but that was a ground floor room with a door that opened onto the parking lot.  Dude, you've got balls!   [moto] [thumbsup] [evil]
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Slide Panda

#8
May 04, 2011, 10:25:29 AM
Quote from: Slow Guy on May 04, 2011, 09:06:06 AM
just make the beast with two backsing awesome!!!!

Exactly my thoughts.
-Throttle's on the right, so are the brakes.  Good luck.
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Silver King

#9
May 04, 2011, 12:01:14 PM
Quote from: SacDuc on May 04, 2011, 09:36:26 AM

Awesome!   [thumbsup]

Glad to see you wearing your gear. That elevator riding can be dangerous!   :o


[laugh]  ATGATT!!!

Triple J

#10
May 04, 2011, 12:07:58 PM
Nice!  [thumbsup] [laugh]

akmnstr

#11
May 04, 2011, 12:58:12 PM
Quote from: Silver King on May 04, 2011, 12:01:14 PM
[laugh]  ATGATT!!!

Yah Dude!  You have set a high standard for both rider safety and hooliganism all in the same move.  And I see by your post count that you are a rookie, but you have just demonstrated hall of fame potential.  Awesome,  [thumbsup] [thumbsup] [moto] [moto]   
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accludetuner

#12
May 04, 2011, 02:05:12 PM
Ha!  Thanks everyone :)

I went to the resort with a friend and his family. He has little kids that loved the place so I didn't want to get us kicked out which is why I did not start it up and do a burnout in the elevator like I really wanted to. I just needed to get the bike up on the top level of the parking deck so that I could load it into my truck. Apparently some people complained when I rode it down the parking garage (748 with V&H is too loud I guess) so the staff asked me not to ride it in there any more. I was simply respecting their wishes ;)
I can fit massive amounts of meat in my mouth!

My 748/916/996/998 SBK parts for sale!

Slide Panda

#13
May 04, 2011, 04:20:18 PM
You were just being polite. Obviously any good citizen would respects the staffs wishes. They didn't say how you should not ride it down the ramp - that was their mistake.
-Throttle's on the right, so are the brakes.  Good luck.
- '00 M900S with all the farkles
- '08 KTM 690 StupidMoto
- '07 Triumph 675 Track bike.

zarn02

#14
May 04, 2011, 05:02:44 PM
Fantastic. [thumbsup]
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