You're too stupid to... own a diesel small truck

Started by ducatiz, September 01, 2011, 09:37:35 AM

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Kopfjager

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Bick

It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

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ducatiz

a mercedes truck?

so it will run around $80k.

i guess that's fine for the suburban air haulers who want to show off a truck.

i need something i can haul actual stuff in..
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That's just silly.  And like the G-Wagen, it will likely come to the states only in AMG trim.   [roll]
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Quote from: ducatiz on July 13, 2017, 05:46:22 AMa mercedes truck?

so it will run around $80k.

i guess that's fine for the suburban air haulers who want to show off a truck.

i need something i can haul actual stuff in..

It'll be way over 80k down under!

Blokes will line up to grab one, plenty of wannabe air hauler/posers here!

Totally agree, a truck/ute needs to be able to haul stuff!

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Seems to be a reversal of GLA rebadged as an Infinity Q 30.  Good news is it looks like we will not get it.

http://www.foxnews.com/auto/2017/07/11/mercedes-pickup-truck-ready-to-roll-except-in-u-s.html


ducatiz

Quote from: Bick on July 07, 2017, 08:48:53 AM
Hmmm...



Waaaitasec...

QuoteTo that end, underneath its sleek exterior and boldface grille is a Nissan Navara. Mercedes has a manufacturing partnership with Renault-Nissan and the Japanese automaker will begin assembly at its Barcelona plant later this year for Europe, Australia, and South Africa. By 2018, the Renault plant in Cordoba, Argentina, will build the X-class for Latin America.

It's a rebadged Nissan Frontier.

LOL
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

Bick

It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

Kopfjager

#1029
If they put the steering wheel where it's supposed to be and offer a 6spd manual, I'm in.  [evil]

Oh and it's gotta be available here as well.  ;)



Ha, somebody took this vid in the states. (?)

Woohoohoohoo! Two personal records! For breath holding and number of sharks shot in the face.

Bick

Quote from: kopfjäger on July 01, 2018, 03:40:50 PM
If they put the steering wheel where it's supposed to be and offer a 6spd manual, I'm in.  [evil]

The one at the beginning the steering wheel is on the correct side.

I'll be happy if it really shows up here.
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

ducpainter

Quote from: kopfjäger on July 01, 2018, 03:40:50 PM
If they put the steering wheel where it's supposed to be and offer a 6spd manual, I'm in.  [evil]

Oh and it's gotta be available here as well.  ;)
he wasn't paying attention...it's an old age thing. :P
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Bick

It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

Bick

It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

Kopfjager

Ass end is way up there. I'd need a pogo stick to get in it.  :D
Woohoohoohoo! Two personal records! For breath holding and number of sharks shot in the face.