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Started by zooom, September 26, 2011, 11:07:50 AM

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sugarcrook

#45
September 28, 2011, 02:37:38 PM
Men have created a lot of misery for ourselves by believing that one woman is somehow significantly different from another.   ;D
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Monsterlover

#46
September 28, 2011, 03:12:17 PM
What's that noise?

It's like. . .

like. .

a sort of cracking noise ..

What the.. . .?

OH GOD!  THE ICE. . .

IT'S SO THIN!!

WE'RE DOOOMED!!!!!!!!
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ManaloEA

#47
September 28, 2011, 06:57:34 PM
Quote from: sugarcrook on September 28, 2011, 02:37:38 PM
Men have created a lot of misery for ourselves by believing that one woman is somehow significantly different from another.   ;D

But this one is different... Really, she is different. She is THE ONE...

...



...


[bang]

[drink]  [drink]  [drink]
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Stella

#48
September 28, 2011, 11:19:50 PM
 [popcorn]
"To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites." ~ Robert Heinlein

The Bacon Junkie

#49
September 28, 2011, 11:34:18 PM
With her long hair falling
And her eyes that shine
Like the midnight sun...

oh,oh...  She's the One






[bacon]
Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

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RAT900

#50
September 29, 2011, 01:31:51 AM
Few people fall in love with the reality of each other....

just the illusion, the idea, the ideal,

all the shit that has nothing to do with who or what the person is about

only what their looks and expressions convey

the reality part is what keeps matrimonial attorneys in business
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Adamm0621

#51
September 29, 2011, 01:40:31 AM
Quote from: lawbreaker on September 28, 2011, 09:04:04 AM
Piller ?

Oh christ... have I really sunk that low?  This just shows that no one gives a damn anymore.  Otherwise, there should have been some sort of intervention.






Sorry Piller... I love you :-*
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Adamm0621

#52
September 29, 2011, 01:45:53 AM
Quote from: RAT900 on September 29, 2011, 01:31:51 AM
Few people fall in love with the reality of each other....

just the illusion, the idea, the ideal,

all the shit that has nothing to do with who or what the person is about

only what their looks and expressions convey

the reality part is what keeps matrimonial attorneys in business

That's exactly why the "Cash Transaction" relationships are so rewarding...

1. You know upfront that she's only interested in your money.

2. She can't really hide the fact that she's a whore.
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timeforpoptarts

#53
September 29, 2011, 04:10:45 AM
Paintball.

I just figured it is much better to give women a medium to shoot at me that most likely won't put me in a meat wagon.

I've learned in my limited dating experiences that it is much better to be the bastard self of mine. Sure, I am a nice guy, but I can be a real asshole stickler at some things, and I will argue a point until I am blue in the face. Most people put on a facade and only show their true colors after a few months of serious relationship. That never works for me, plus I think it is quite disingenuous, so just being myself generally garners me the women that actually will put up with my intolerable shit.

Still haven't found one yet that rides, though. :)
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rgramjet

#54
September 29, 2011, 05:18:06 AM
Quote from: RAT900 on September 29, 2011, 01:31:51 AM
Few people fall in love with the reality of each other....

just the illusion, the idea, the ideal,

all the shit that has nothing to do with who or what the person is about

only what their looks and expressions convey

the reality part is what keeps matrimonial attorneys in business

What is "reality" in this make-up laden, enhanced society we live in?

Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
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rgramjet

#55
September 29, 2011, 05:26:58 AM
A perfect summation.

Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
-Sofadriver

What has been smelled, cannot be unsmelled!

fastwin

#56
September 30, 2011, 10:35:15 AM
 [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!

I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!

The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.

RAT900

#57
September 30, 2011, 11:31:42 AM
I think I met that one's sister
This is an insult to the Pez community

Popeye the Sailor

#58
October 03, 2011, 05:54:46 PM
Quote from: zooom on September 26, 2011, 11:07:50 AM
what is a date nowadays and how do people do it?

Penis in vagina is still popular, but many don't limit anymore.


I can send you videos if you're unclear.


WWSDD?
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The Bacon Junkie

#59
October 03, 2011, 07:41:49 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...
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