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ducatiz

#60
October 03, 2011, 07:51:02 PM
Quote from: peeny on October 03, 2011, 05:54:46 PM
Penis in vagina is still popular, but many don't limit anymore.


I can send you videos if you're unclear.


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#61
October 03, 2011, 08:28:05 PM
How 'bout we not get another thread locked.


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#62
October 04, 2011, 01:11:44 AM
Quote from: Stella on October 03, 2011, 08:28:05 PM
How 'bout we not get another thread locked.


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#63
October 04, 2011, 03:15:23 AM
This is an insult to the Pez community

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#64
October 04, 2011, 04:20:32 AM
Quote from: RAT900 on October 04, 2011, 03:15:23 AM
did you mean annual ?

No, that would be in the "Married" thread...
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zooom

#65
October 04, 2011, 04:24:50 AM
Quote from: peeny on October 03, 2011, 05:54:46 PM
Penis in vagina is still popular, but many don't limit anymore.


I can send you videos if you're unclear.



videos not needed thank you....

am talking more in the wooing/connecting/reconnecting activities department before coital types of engagement....since most have seemed to pass that entirely....
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RAT900

#66
October 04, 2011, 05:10:10 AM
you need to watch this one...this guy has all the answers!!!!

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#67
October 04, 2011, 07:20:17 AM
Quote from: rgramjet on October 04, 2011, 04:20:32 AM
No, that would be in the "Married" thread...

Zing!!!! [laugh] [laugh]
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#68
October 04, 2011, 08:44:39 AM
Quote from: zooom on October 04, 2011, 04:24:50 AM
videos not needed thank you....

am talking more in the wooing/connecting/reconnecting activities department before coital types of engagement....since most have seemed to pass that entirely....

here's another question...where do people go to meet these potential dates.
i know a lot of my friends are doing the online thing. it seems to be random happenstance that people meet and start dating.
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#69
October 04, 2011, 08:45:23 AM
Quote from: zooom on October 04, 2011, 04:24:50 AM
videos not needed thank you....

am talking more in the wooing/connecting/reconnecting activities department before coital types of engagement....since most have seemed to pass that entirely....

People just randomly start estalking via facebook then move on to constantly texting...while at work, driving, and on dates with other people. Or they do the online dating thing where you see three of your exes and laugh at how old the photos are and how the description omits various important items like "gets too drunk to get it up" or "has the herpes".  

There is of course craigslist, with various categories:
Casual encounters: These people would like to have sex with someone else who is desperate.
Dating: These people would like dinner, then sex with someone else who is desperate.
Strictly Platonic: These people would like to have sex with you and not tell their significant other. Dinner is optional, drinks are not.

Modern dating is essentially having sex with strangers until you meet one that doesn't throw you out in the morning, or the morning after that. There is no aspect of it that isn't terrifying, especially with the utter lack of STD testing most people do in between lovers. The pullout method is just as popular as ever, except it comes with the HIV now. It's even worse with the prevalence of social media because like every new female celebrity, someone, somewhere has a tape of her making the beast with two backs. Best hope he doesn't post it on xtube.
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ducatiz

#70
October 04, 2011, 08:47:11 AM
Quote from: peeny on October 04, 2011, 08:45:23 AM
People just randomly start estalking via facebook then move on to constantly texting...while at work, driving, and on dates with other people. Or they do the online dating thing where you see three of your exes and laugh at how old the photos are and how the description omits various important items like "gets too drunk to get it up" or "has the herpes".  

There is of course craigslist, with various categories:
Casual encounters: These people would like to have sex with someone else who is desperate.
Dating: These people would like dinner, then sex with someone else who is desperate.
Strictly Platonic: These people would like to have sex with you and not tell their significant other. Dinner is optional, drinks are not.

Modern dating is essentially having sex with strangers until you meet one that doesn't throw you out in the morning, or the morning after that. There is no aspect of it that isn't terrifying, especially with the utter lack of STD testing most people do in between lovers. The pullout method is just as popular as ever, except it comes with the HIV now. It's even worse with the prevalence of social media because like every new female celebrity, someone, somewhere has a tape of her making the beast with two backs. Best hope he doesn't post it on xtube.

Boy, you must be fun at the neighborhood spouse swapping parties....
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

KnightofNi

#71
October 04, 2011, 08:50:57 AM
Quote from: peeny on October 04, 2011, 08:45:23 AM
People just randomly start estalking via facebook then move on to constantly texting...while at work, driving, and on dates with other people. Or they do the online dating thing where you see three of your exes and laugh at how old the photos are and how the description omits various important items like "gets too drunk to get it up" or "has the herpes".  

There is of course craigslist, with various categories:
Casual encounters: These people would like to have sex with someone else who is desperate.
Dating: These people would like dinner, then sex with someone else who is desperate.
Strictly Platonic: These people would like to have sex with you and not tell their significant other. Dinner is optional, drinks are not.

Modern dating is essentially having sex with strangers until you meet one that doesn't throw you out in the morning, or the morning after that. There is no aspect of it that isn't terrifying, especially with the utter lack of STD testing most people do in between lovers. The pullout method is just as popular as ever, except it comes with the HIV now. It's even worse with the prevalence of social media because like every new female celebrity, someone, somewhere has a tape of her making the beast with two backs. Best hope he doesn't post it on xtube.

so how do you really feel dave?
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

ducatiz

#72
October 04, 2011, 09:02:53 AM
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

Popeye the Sailor

#73
October 04, 2011, 09:03:23 AM
Quote from: King Tut on October 04, 2011, 08:50:57 AM
so how do you really feel dave?

I'll write your match.com profile for you for free. Guaranteed the first broad to respond will sleep with you.
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

ducatiz

#74
October 04, 2011, 09:26:35 AM
Quote from: peeny on October 04, 2011, 09:03:23 AM
I'll write your match.com profile for you for free. Guaranteed the first broad to respond will sleep with you.


given that match.com is known as bootycall.com that's not a big deal
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.
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