I hit a cow today.

[Grampa]

No....... I didn't hook up with my ex wife.

On the way up to Glennville today..... I was leaned into a blind right-hand corner when about 3/4 of the way into it I see a cow facing me while standing on the shoulder of the road. I roll back off the throttle and sit up just a lil. As I get closer.... the future cheese burger turns her head as if shes going to bolt into the road....... as I pass her...... my right shoulder clips her nose, and I make it past without harming either of us.  I screamed a few "holy shits" for the next mile or so 

[Drunken Monkey]

No....... I didn't hook up with my ex wife.

Glad you're okay. I recommend you eat a burger as soon as possible to appease the fates.

[Grampa]

I had a chef salad for lunch ....
with cheese and beef in it

[vossy]

Buy a lottery ticket before your luck runs out!

Man you are one lucky fella.

[Grampa]

I had almost brought the helmet cam with me..... dang it.

[krolik]

So there I was, chewing my cud and minding my own business, when one of them motorcycles comes a flying' around the corner and dang near takes my nose off. 

[Grampa]

 

[herm]

i would have gone straight to in-n-out burger and had my revenge...

[lethe]

Snot on your shoulder and shit in your pants.
Clean yourself up.

[hunduc]

maybe she wanted a ride, just to get the hell out of there.

[Howie]

Cows are big.  I am happy for both you and the cow

[ab]

wow.  glad both of you are safe.   

[Dellikose]

Bovine intervention...













Sorry

[thought]

winner. haha

[04monsterduc]

glad to hear you made it past, now go have a huge steak and a